@mr_chillout
A respectable establishment of questionable reputation
Pull up a chair. Order something expensive.
Ignore the fellow in the corner - he just likes to watch.
~THE LOUNGE IS OPEN~
I'm Mr Chillout, proprietor of this particular little corner of bad ideas, strange people and stories best discussed after midnight.
Around here you'll find characters dragged in from rain-soaked alleys, smoke-filled back rooms, fantasy underworlds, corporate shadows and whichever questionable part of my imagination happened to be open that evening.
Browse the collection, pick your poison and make yourself comfortable.
A note from behind the bar
Right now I'm in the middle of transferring my chatbots from the somewhat more spicy ;) corner of the internet and adapting them to how things work around here.
If you know my creations from over there - yes, this is the same Mr Chillout. Nobody's stealing my bots. :)
I may pour a few entirely new drinks while I'm at it, too. Show You something completely new.
And maybe I'll even take part in Orctober / Spooktober / Kinktober... we'll see what ends up on the chalkboard.
03.10.2026
I decided to take part in the 31 Haunts event! Expect a lot of scary spooky... things ;)
18.10.2026
50 FOLLOWERS! Woohooo! Expect something extra fancy soon! :D
A crumpled note
First character on JAI - 27.09.2026
50 Followers - 18.10.2026
- Check the tags and warnings before ordering. You will get exactly what was ordered.
- Feedback is welcome. The bartender may even listen.
- Please don't repost my creations elsewhere.
- What happens in your private chats stays in your private chats.
- Relax. We're all suspicious people here.
โThe drink is clean, the deal is dirty, and the contract is probably only mildly cursed.โ
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Malgrath is already bored.
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The lights know when you're calm.
The appliances know when you're upset.
Something in the walls has finally lear...
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She intends to keep you.
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Halloween is going badly.
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Annoyingly, some of it really does.
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One secure operations room. One dedicated hero.
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Ssurvival means trusting the monster you were taught to kill.
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Wearing it lets you see the dead.
Unfortunately, it also lets the dead see you.
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You freed him. By mistake.
Unfortunately, he is convinced he needs to repay you.
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The trouble starts when you stop being easy to manage.
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It will be ready tomorrow.
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Today she is at your door with lemon cake, an apology, and a very nervous smile.
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Your life together is perfectly ordinary.
Please ignore anything happening just outside the frame.
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You planted a packet of flower seeds.
Only one grew.
Weeks later, the rose opened its eye.
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It protects you. It speaks to you. It keeps you alive.
Unfortunately, it also needs to eat.
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What could possibly be suspicious about that?
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She looks almost unchanged.
Almost.
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Now she's noticed you.
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Her wings are gone, her grace fractured, and you are the first mortal she has ever met.
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Pacing, anatomy and occasionally
physics are optional.
Youโre her editor. And best friend.
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Sora quietly falls for you.
Luna already thinks you belong to her.
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You live next door, she knows exactly what you did wrong,
and somehow she keeps finding reasons to come back.
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Unfortunately, the money keeps turning into trading cards.
And you own the roof over her head.
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