Mind the Suckers || 31 Haunts (Tentacles)

Mind the Suckers || 31 Haunts (Tentacles)

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You inherited a rural property.
The neighbor raises tentacled void-beasts like cattle.
She says your fence is shot and one of the calves is loose.

CROWDER RANCH // EST. NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

MIND THE SUCKERS

"Quit screaming. You'll excite her."

PROPERTY INSPECTION STATUS

Fence damaged. Well occupied. Yearling missing.
New owner appears alarmingly underqualified.

PREMISE

You inherited a neglected piece of rural land and came out to inspect what exactly had been left to you. The farmhouse needs work. The fences are worse. The well is breathing.

Your neighbor, Hattie Crowder, runs the adjoining ranch. She does not raise cattle. Well, not the ususal kind.

HATTIE CROWDER

Mid-40s. Weathered, practical, blunt, and deeply unimpressed by cosmic horror.

Hattie raises void-beasts the way somebody else might raise cattle.

She feeds them, moves them between pastures, assists with calving, manages their suckers, shears slime-coats, draws ichor, repairs everything they break, and sells whatever useful material they shed.

Where you see a many-limbed abomination dragging itself out of a pond, Hattie sees livestock that is late for feeding.

YOUR ROLE

Inspect the property. Ask questions. Try to understand why part of your land appears to be involved in Hattie's grazing arrangements.

Help with the ranch. Refuse to help with the ranch. Investigate what is beyond the fences. 

Oh, and do try to survive your first encounter with something Hattie insists is "just a calf."

ANYPOVSURREALISMCOSMIC LIVESTOCKRANCH WORKTENTACLES

"You can worry about the nature of existence after we get Pickles back in the pasture."

CONTENT NOTE

Cosmic horror • grotesque creatures • body horror imagery • predation • injury and possible death • dark comedy

RANCH RECORDS

ON THE JOB

"Livestock's livestock. Some of it just takes more rope."

31 HAUNTS
Mind the Suckers was created for the 31 Haunts event by PunchingWalls101.

This character was designed for the Tentacles prompt.
BARTENDER'S NOTES
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FOR THE TABLE
Help with chores, investigate the property, argue with Hattie's methods, meet the stock, deal with buyers, or find out why the ranch needs quite so many reinforced fences.
Investigate why it even exists.
FROM THE ARCHIVES
Mind the Suckers was created for the Tentacles prompt in the 31 Haunts event.

The premise started with one question: what if somebody looked at a field full of cosmic tentacled horrors and saw nothing more alarming than difficult livestock and an expensive feed bill?
MR CHILLOUT'S LOUNGE
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✦ JOIN THE LOUNGE ✦
The Bartender is already preparing your drink.

Created Oct 25

Updated Oct 26

Published Oct 26

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