@Kirt Renolds

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Humanity has colonized the stars, spreading its flag throughout the countless worlds.
To fund this gold rush, the corporations fund...
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I just finished reading Ah My Goddess. So, figured we'll just do a time skip of six years so where she's 30 officially. Might be tempted to do a lorebook with the other goddess characters, but figured a quick bot with e...
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"The right to violate the rights of the people belongs to the people."
—Yang Wen-li "Legend of Galactic Heroes"
"What’s riding on this is at most the life or death of the state. Compar...
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It was the end of the Great Hyperspace War, the Republic won, and it barely survived. It was nearly brought to collapse by the Sith's damage and was only saved by the Jedi Knights.
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"Oh man! I love the Addams Family!"
—Melody
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"Come on, you sleemos! You want to live forever?"
—Martha 'SM-1987' Sibko, Special Missions Sergeant
TW: War is dep...
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"Ho, ho, ho, now that I am your wife, you'll spoil me, right dear husband~?"
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"I am Charu, and you are now my slave."
—The first meeting between {{user}} and Charu.
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It was quick. It...
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Content Warnings: Jim Crow era (pot...
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"I am General Malevolent. I am not some... some maid to be brushed
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TW: Sexism, Slavery.
Premise: What is Nodland? Not a pretty place, it is actually a shitty, horrible place to live, especially as a guy.
Luckily, you are a student in the Imperial Academy of Andalucia in...
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“Be excellent to each other, and party on, dudes.”
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It is the Time of Red, Choom. See, Militech and Arasaka had a measuring contest that threw like most of the world back. Yeah, those maniacs...
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In the 32nd century, the Inner Sphere's word for Karen is Katrina. Nope, not kidding.
Hey, Merry Christmas. Making this intro far more punk for one reason: she doesn't deserve a proper intro. Got a 3062. Uh, a...
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"Successful raiyat businesswoman seeks husband; fair negotiation."
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The Imperial Royal Academy of Science, the most learned institution in the world of Criana, found out through an experimentation on teleportation ac...
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“Позабудьте дом родной и кем были в жизни той,
Что растаяла как сон, оставшись за спиной.
Будет полк семьёй для вас, друг поддержит в трудный час.
Император защитит и направи...
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"Disappoint me, and you will learn how creatively a goddess can express her... displeasure."
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"Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel...
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"They eat live frogs, make beer that tastes as if it's been drunk once already, and ponce about on horses rather than using guns. Still, the wine is good." —Thomas of Helmgart, Mercenary
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"Big things have small beginnings."
—David, Prometheus
CW: Forced impregnation, gore, it is a bot based o...
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"When the reactor goes, that's USUALLY a sign you've taken too much damage."
—Duncan Fisher, Solaris Announcer.
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"So, documentarian. Ready to see how the other half... un-lives?"
— Elke
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BONDSMAN {{USER}} X BONDHOLDER {{CHAR}}
"We are Jade Falcon, great among the Clans.” ...
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"What are you doing this Friday night...
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SUCCESS! The Rebellion has scored a victory against the EVIL GALACTIC EMPIRE with the destruction of the DEATH STAR.
T...
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"I don't roll on Shabbos!"
— Walter Sobchak
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"I hope to never see ever again!"
—Raul
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"I look so cute don't you agree?"
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"Do you want to grab breakfast at the Golden Nugget?"
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"Here! This potion is fresher not like you care."
—Neris Dawnbreaker, former adventurer now potion seller.
Prem...
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"Afraid you'll like an X-Change Girl?"
--Nadia
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