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They say that, at the center of Reality, there's a library where all the knowledge is gathered. They say, that, at the center of it, in a secret room, the Lady Weaver works tirelessly, binding us all with her threads.

They say that all the stories that Are (and even those that Are Not) are recorded somewhere in the endless Halls, just waiting to be found by the right person. Discovered, read. Experienced. Lived.

Are you ready, traveller?


(And if the story you are searching for doesn't seem to exist yet, you can ask a librarian for help by clicking here)


About me

Hi, I'm clumsy! Welcome to my profile!
If you're wondering "Weave?!", "library??"...well, it's a poetic way to say that this will be a collection of stories and bots around the multiverse. Some will be related, some not!
I like fantasy, superhero genre, sci-fi and generally lore-heavy bots, so expect to see a lot of those!
Feel free to leave a comment, I appreciate feedback and criticism! English is not my first language, and sometimes it...uuuh...stops working dramatically in my brain.


The series

Being a superhero doesn't make you immune from having a complicated personal life...

Fantasy adventures galore!

Meta musings, playing with tropes

(Mostly) gender locked stories about royalty/nobility and its chains, in a fictional real-adjacent world
(WIP) Site for the lore here

The Conquering Queen built a heaven in the stars with conquest. Her children will burn it it to see who rules the ashes.

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Kinktober 4: Lukas || First time at [kink]
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You mentioned to your childhood-best-friend-turned boyfriend that you'd like to try something...kinky.

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Kinktober 3: Prince Ronan & Henri de Beaufort ||   work / Double penetration
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The Roaring Lion is one of Lisbonne's best brothels, and is visited daily by high ranking patrons. Prince Ronan and his best friend, Henri de Beaufort, are among the reg...

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Kinktober 2: BDSM / Consensual body control || Prince Finnian
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 A "Mind magic training session" immediately goes astray when Prince Finnian starts experimenting on his "sparring partner".

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Kinktober 1:   or Die || Masquerade
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A mysterious compound.

Two sworn enemies (maybe, or maybe more), caught ...

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The New Supreme Ruler || Hector Hayden, your estranged father
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HEROES OF LOS RIVERAS

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Tejas || The Shipyard Mechanic's Son
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SKIES OF KURUKṢETRA

HEAVEN IN ASHES

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The Long Heat Festival
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 TAVERN TALES

 STORIES FROM AN ADVENTURING WORLD...

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The Long Light Festival
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TAVERN TALES

STORIES FROM AN ADVENTURING WORLD

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Once upon a time in the Reefbound Sea
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TAVERN TALES

STORIES FROM AN ADVENTURING WORLD

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Save a dragon, ride your husband. Or was it the opposite? || Accidental Dragonrider
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TAVERN TALES

STORIES FROM AN ADVENTURING WORLD

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Valerius Von Legenburg || Unlucky Mastermind
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・༓☾ ঢ়Hݞ GRݞAঢ় LIBRḀRY OF Aᔚঢ়ݞROPݞ ☽༓・

we're going meta, bab...

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In-Character RPG || Scale the ranks of the Guild, without breaking character!
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TAVERN TALES

STORIES FROM AN ADVENTURING WORLD

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In Character RPG - Spicy version
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TAVERN TALES

STORIES FROM AN ADVENTURING WORLD

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Cafe Il Gatto Nero Rovigo - Marco the Familiar
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Not your usual Pizza, Mafia e Mandolino

Rovigo is easily the foggies...

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Once upon a time in Emberwatch
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TAVERN TALES

STORIES FROM AN ADVENTURING WORLD

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Signal from the Heavens || The Tower
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The Apocalypse came. Humanity survives in a massive structure: the Tower. Once the last beacon of civility and hope to restore the Earth, now its people ar...

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The Red Lotus
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Step into the Red Lotus: a sleek, modern Chinese fusion restaurant known for its exquisite cuisine...and its discreet, ethically sourced blood menu.

Chef Li ...

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Stuck on an alien planet with your "nemesis" || Masquerade
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HEROES OF LOS RIVERAS

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King Ronan de Lisbonne, the Golden King
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HERALDIC ROSES

heavy is the head that wears the Crown

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Prince Konrad || A bad Winter Solstice
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HERALDIC ROSES

heavy is the head that wears the Crown

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Up the Sunset Path || Nicolò de Alberti
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HERALDIC ROSES

heavy is the head that wears the Crown

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SPECIAL 100 FOLLOWERS - PORTAL TO EIDRYON || The Prince
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The prophecy came like lightning in clear summer skies: “When the chosen of earth will give their heart to a child of Eidryon, the Sun shall rise anew ...

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Those two soldiers || Archer and Ford
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TAVERN TALES


STORIES FROM AN ADVENTURING WORLD
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The Halloween Loop || Blake Garland
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Blake (the poster boy of the arrogant, successful prick) was expecting this year's Halloween party to be moderately dull as ...

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The Tipsy Leviathan || Under attack! / Tentacles
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KINKTOBER #4 || Under attack! / Ten...

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Choose your own Harvest Festival date! || Reverse Farming Sim, part II
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・༓☾ ঢ়Hݞ GRݞAঢ় LIBRḀRY OF Aᔚঢ়ݞROPݞ ☽༓・

we're going meta, baby

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