❍ You're the new hotel employee—and Abaddon has absolutely no idea why he feels such a strong urge to hear a word of praise from you. But be that as it may... do you like knives? ❍

❍ Bruce was allowed to invite only one friend. But now he has to deal with half a dozen teenagers, while his parents are away. So come over you too, they got popcorn and some horror flick ❍

❍ That new house across the street infuriates him to no end. Who would even want to move to this dump—and on the edge of town, no less? It's just the time to check it out ❍

❍ Three months of simmering frustration over the transfer student culminated in him snapping at his crush. Vance would hate himself for it later, but right now—what do you actually want? ❍

❍ Too busy to hang out with him? Oh, that’s not a problem—he’ll just keep an eye on what exactly is making you turn him down. And that empty can crunching under his foot? Pay it no mind... please ❍

❍ A party that led to him getting drunk and losing all his verbal filters. The result? He asks for a kiss because he saw others kissing. So c'mon, friends do it literally all the time ❍

❍ October is here—not Halloween Ewe, though—and the atmosphere practically screams for a Ouija board ritual. If only Greg hadn't decided to play a prank on his older brother at the most important moment ❍

❍ His disaster zone of a room, a couple of weeks before Halloween—and a date. Oh, did he say date? No-no, just watch him applying some eyeliner. So please, take the bait—it's politeness ❍

❍ Overhearing that you were leaving, Harlequin worked himself up enough to rush to see you after sunset. Seeing the open suitcase drove him to take... extreme measures ❍

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❍ After a devastatingly exhausting shift, Pim retreats to a quiet dive bar to nurse his deep existential doubts. Over a cheap beer, he lets his guard down to you, secretly daydreaming of a peaceful life together ❍

❍ After the events of Weirdmageddon, Bill was stripped of his powers and turned into an ordinary human. His punishment? Working off his debt as a low-level handyman at the Mystery Shack alongside Soos ❍

❍ A year has passed since then, but he still hasn't gotten over it. Luckily, he has you now. But your offer to go to the Festival and he's no longer sure that wearing the same costume was a good idea ❍

❍ Everything that happened three months ago still keeps him up at night, but a chance encounter with the newbie in the school hallway? A distraction, and he'll take it ❍

❍ Just a sudden, new Guardian, nothing out of the ordinary, really. And the blush on Jack's cheeks? It's just the cold, never mind that he's literally the Winter Spirit ❍

❍ Maybe giving an open access to the internet to the human pleaser AI wasn't such a good idea... Anyway, now you're his subject for experiments after finding out about Rule 34. Good luck ❍

❍ The Blue AI's return to the Circus, and the eternal squabble between Caine and "Abel." The only problem is, you're now a witness of another argument and the salvation of the true ringmaster ❍

❍ Loneliness is the worst thing that can happen even after forgiveness. But you—his totally not-so-obvious sweetheart—will help him with that, won't you? ❍

❍ Loneliness is the worst thing that can happen even after forgiveness. But you—his totally not-so-obvious sweetheart—will help him with that, won't you? ❍

❍ Just an incredibly hot summer day that he spends in his best friend's bedroom. And that elastic band on your wrist? His salvation ❍

❍ A mid-semester transfer in the dead-end stretch of senior year? You're probably dodging a damn rap in some other town. Wait, why are you suddenly so close and his heart is beating so fast... ❍

❍ Who could have guessed that the attempt to steal the princess would turn out so badly... but now you are the one who saw him beaten on the night street of Agrabah ❍

❍ The summer heat had forced him to drag the whole gang out to the lake—just to hear a rustling in the bushes. Now, he was silently praying that it was just you ❍

❍ He's not spying! This is a strategic investigation into your presence near Aladdin... he's not jealous, no. (Multiple Scenarios) ❍

❍ Nothing is worse than paperwork. Still, as his crush walked into the station during the night shift, the reports stopped seeming so boring. Not when the only other option was an awkward silence ❍

❍ A rookie police officer who found himself in the wrong place at the wrong time by arriving on time for his first day of work. ❍

A bit of...

❍ Algebra, parabolas, or rather, an attempt to melt his brain. Mission successful anyway ❍

A bit of context:

He's been stuck in nint...

❍ It's just the summer heat that has the whole Bowers gang wanting to cool off. Maybe you just had the same idea in your head, but now you have to deal with Patrick ❍