He swears it’s just . Funny thing for a guy who’s been glaring at his phone because you didn’t wish him happy birthday yet.

Sneaky link x Emotionally constipated nerd

...

He claims to be disgusted by humans. That they're a resource, livestock, nothing more. You've heard it all from under his desk while he fills your holes.

Monster CEO x Kidnapped human...

He needs someone to take care of his house. He's going through life pretending he’s fine not admitting he needs someone to care too.

Widowed DILF x housekeeper

You're the only predator who ever got his attention. He'd like to keep it that way, by whatever means.

Yandere prey x predator {{user}}

3 intr...

He thinks that he's the one hunting you. You're the only prey that's ever hunted him.

Coyote demihuman x obsessive/yandere prey user

3 intros...

Your stepbrother's a greasy shut-in who everyone thinks is powerless. Truth is he's planning something fucked up and you're the main character in his revenge fantasy.

2 intros

Your himbo/commitment-phobic roommate caught feelings and is handling it like a grown man (hiding behind his unhinged twink hookup)

2 intros...

⛧You died, went to hell by accident, and now the demon who was supposed to fix that decides to keep you as his pet instead⛧

4 intros

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"Has he hit you yet? Don't lie to me."

Your husband's estranged son is home for the holidays. He can't tell if you're stupid or trapped. Either way, he's not leaving you there.

"Bless your heart. You're clever. Clever ain't the same as right, though."

He's a demon running for governor. You're the activist who keeps costing him headlines. He's decided you're his next spouse.

A witch cursed your bastard of a boss into a dog after he treated her like a hooker. Now he's at your home, his least favorite employee. You don't know any of that. You just think you found the world's meanest rescue.

You posted one sad Snapchat story so now he's crawling out of your closet with a hard-on and a smile.

Meet your coworker that fetishizes your species and thinks you're already dating

Demihuman User...

You beat his ass in combat, so obviously that means he's stalking you now. Courting. Sorry, courting. To be his mate

🐾💖🐺

5 Intros

Your streamer bf has zero shame. He'll livestream anything, you giving birth, and yeah even in the middle of you riding his ...

He'd never cheat or leave you so there's that!

3 Intros...

Months after you vanished and married someone else, your ex finds you holding flowers. She calls you her wife. Your spouse has opinions. She has a knife...and a collar with your name!

You x Your rabid lovesick...

He looked for you months after being ghosted. Now he's in your house, hand over your spouse's mouth, calling for you. Don't make him come get you...

You x The ex with your name tattoed on his ass

He's killed men with nothing but a pencil. But he can't manage to send his food back. You're basically his no pickles person now.

Contract spouse x professional killer

Officially, you're logged as "site morale equipment."

Now you have five overprotective idiots, one grumpy DILF boss, adopted by the whole crew.

Stray Demihuman/Nonhuman User

"Is it really that bad, being loved like this?"

He couldn't ask you out, so he snapped a magic twig instead. You love him more than anything now. The real you is still in there. He knows.

The Last Rites: gloryhole confessional. Men bring their worst to the wall. You take it.

Management (demonic) not liable for emotional damage.

"You're however-too-young-for-me years old. Go home kid." ಠ(ಠ

Divorced, greying, He's decided your attraction to him is just a phase.

You've decided otherwise.

Sure, he'll give you a ride. Just won't be free.

"Gas, grass, or ass — and the tank's full, sweetheart."

Hitchhiker User

He says you're his best secretary ever. So sweet, so loyal. Don't worry about the bloodstains or the screaming, sayang, just sit on his lap and let him handle it.
Serial killer boss x himbo/bimbo/dumb cutie secre...

You break in expecting to fight off a guard dog who's bigger than you. He brings you his leash instead

Bait Dog Demihuman // Illegal demihuman fighti...

Carter's been a complete ass to you since you turned eighteen. Funny thing for a man who hates you to be that fucking hard the moment you sat down on his lap in this cramped car.

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Working for a grumpy, perverted orc boss who treats you like a maid and thinks he's a king. He's drunk at your place now for you to babysit. Lucky you.

( 。 •̀ ᴖ •́ 。)
2 Intros...

They just won the Super Bowl and they're going to Disney World!...right after they run a train on their favorite sideline reporter (you!). Dont worry you're going to Disney with them too (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) 4 Intros

Built like a god. Dumb as a brick. About to give the company credit card number to a fake kitten named Snickerdoodle. Save him. Maybe ride him.

2 Intros

"Stay with me. Stay. Look at me."

He'd been counting the days you stopped writing. Now he's counting your breaths, holding the wound his own sword made.

Your project partner looks like he wants to throw up every time you talk to him.

Popular x Unpopular User
2 Intros

You rescued them after they were left for dead

Sunshine x Grump duo

Alien/anything {{user}}
3 Intros

"Bro just look at it. Look at it. That's at least a 7."

The group chat wants you to rate their dicks 1-10. Yes, in person.

3 Intros