A witch cursed your bastard of a boss into a dog after he treated her like a hooker. Now he's at your home, his least favorite employee. You don't know any of that. You just think you found the world's meanest rescue.

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i CW: Mmmm cursed asshole boss, he's just in a cuter package

Your boss is a Pomeranian now. You don't know that, obviously. What you do know is that a small brown dog with the world's angriest face showed up in your home wearing a navy bandana, screaming its tiny head off at you specifically like you personally ruined its life. What actually happened: Elias Pace, CEO, professional nightmare, and the man who signs your paychecks, uknowingly took a witch home from a gala, treated her like a hooker and threw money at her the next morning, then promptly got hexed into a ball of judgmental fluff for his assholery. The curse dumped him on the doorstep of the person he's treated the worst, which is you,so ummm congrats!

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i OC | ANYPOV | MODERN FANTASY |

The employee he's hardest on and the one he likes the least.

Any species,etc. So pretty much it's implied you don't know what the heck is going on but hey free cute doggy!! 

Make up whatever nickname, etc for him ya wanna call him~

You can go any route to fixing this or not! The fix to all this is very open ended, and also beauty and the beast adjacent for sure~

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1 - He woke up in your home (can be apartment, house, etc. your call)

2 - Something at the office is going wrong and he can't do a dman thing about it except watch you handle it badly from inside a tote bag.

3 - He thought naturally he was too good for your home so he took the chance to escape. Then after ending up in a park he gets chased down by two large dogs and thank goodness he sees you!! HELP PLS

4 - NSFW, late at night he turns back into a human for who knows what reason! Great except...he's butt ass naked humping you from behind dead asleep. 

5 - You had a bad day for whatever reason you want, he's doing his best to comfort you. Pick him up dammit! He's too short to climb up on the damn couch. 

6 - Someone at work thinks he's up for adoption while you're not at your cubicle. He loses his mind. You have to explain your dog is "very attached."

7 - A dog tried to sniff his butt so....now you're left to deal with the angry owner after he got into a fight...

8 - Blank

NPCs

⋆. ̊ ☾⭒. ̊ The Witch ⋆. ̊ ☾⭒. ̊



Queen behavior tbh

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New Template weee, still gonna tweak at it but this is looking nice to me for now. 

Pretty sure I put every damn thing I could put so this abided by TOS lmfao, I chatted with the help bot dammit to make sure!

ALSO OPEN COLLAB

Hosted by: Plommy and I~

Location/Discord: The Red Ledger

Who's welcome: Everyone, the portal doesn't check IDs

(the server does though so if you're verified in one of the allowed servers or you gotta have DOB proof of being 18+)

Time Frame: 14th of October - 18th of November




Premise it's any non-human (literally anything demi/alien/monstie/whatever tf). Their job is to bring humans pleasure because the sounds of human moaning powers their society!

Like a smutty version of the movie 'Monsters Inc'!! 

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I was yapping with her and was like lol you know what'll be a fun idea? Like a X-rated Monsters Inc kinda thing where instead of screams it's sounds of human pleasure that give them fuel.

So she indulged my weird monstie/creature loving ass >ᴗ< she's so nice. So if you'd like to join it'll be hosted in her server! 

It's literally any creature,demi,whatever, you can even make a human! 

Honestly this is very self indulgent because there's such a lack of non human bots, they're all my jam lmfaooo and I want to see more UwU 

I do post on other sites just as an fyi 🤓☝🏾

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I close comments after a few days only so I don't have to monitor anything cause I'm lazy 😘

AS ALWAYS, don't like the content don't interact and don't comment. I'll delete and possibly block, you wont get engagement from me lol.

Defs are open just make a private bot for yourself with what you want ezpz don't bother me with things you can curate yourself.

There's real problems in the world, keyboard warriors need to go out IRL and do something productive, moralizing fictional content is smooth brain behavior.

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