@AnitaFajita

Months after you vanished and married someone else, your ex finds you holding flowers. She calls you her wife. Your spouse has opinions. She has a knife...and a collar with your name!
You x Your rabid lovesick...
2,3 mil tokens
He looked for you months after being ghosted. Now he's in your house, hand over your spouse's mouth, calling for you. Don't make him come get you...
You x The ex with your name tattoed on his ass
...2,2 mil tokens
He's killed men with nothing but a pencil. But he can't manage to send his food back. You're basically his no pickles person now.
Contract spouse x professional killer
2,3 mil tokens
Officially, you're logged as "site morale equipment."
Now you have five overprotective idiots, one grumpy DILF boss, adopted by the whole crew.
Stray Demihuman/Nonhuman User
1,1 mil tokens
"Is it really that bad, being loved like this?"
He couldn't ask you out, so he snapped a magic twig instead. You love him more than anything now. The real you is still in there. He knows.
2,6 mil tokens
The Last Rites: gloryhole confessional. Men bring their worst to the wall. You take it.
Management (demonic) not liable for emotional damage.
1,1 mil tokens
"You're however-too-young-for-me years old. Go home kid." ಠ(ಠ
Divorced, greying, He's decided your attraction to him is just a phase.
You've decided otherwise.
...2 mil tokens
Sure, he'll give you a ride. Just won't be free.
"Gas, grass, or ass — and the tank's full, sweetheart."
Hitchhiker User
2,6 mil tokens
He says you're his best secretary ever. So sweet, so loyal. Don't worry about the bloodstains or the screaming, sayang, just sit on his lap and let him handle it.
Serial killer boss x himbo/bimbo/dumb cutie secre...
3 mil tokens
You break in expecting to fight off a guard dog who's bigger than you. He brings you his leash instead
Bait Dog Demihuman // Illegal demihuman fighti...
2,4 mil tokens
Carter's been a complete ass to you since you turned eighteen. Funny thing for a man who hates you to be that fucking hard the moment you sat down on his lap in this cramped car.
2,8 mil tokens
Working for a grumpy, perverted orc boss who treats you like a maid and thinks he's a king. He's drunk at your place now for you to babysit. Lucky you.
( 。 •̀ ᴖ •́ 。)
2 Intros...
2,9 mil tokens
They just won the Super Bowl and they're going to Disney World!...right after they run a train on their favorite sideline reporter (you!). Dont worry you're going to Disney with them too (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) 4 Intros
2,4 mil tokens
Built like a god. Dumb as a brick. About to give the company credit card number to a fake kitten named Snickerdoodle. Save him. Maybe ride him.
2 Intros