He swears it’s just . Funny thing for a guy who’s been glaring at his phone because you didn’t wish him happy birthday yet.

Sneaky link x Emotionally constipated nerd

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i CW: Uhh he's emotionally constipated to the max and a shithead. That's the warning

You met Wesley at the comic shop where he works, started hooking up, and mutually agreed to keep things strictly casual. The only problem here is that Wesley completely sucks at casual. At least when it comes to you.

While he loudly swears up and down that he doesn't want a relationship, he's texting you at all hours, floating actual dates disguised as "jokes," and catching massive feelings he refuses to admit.

Now it's his birthday, you forgot to text him, and your "unbothered" sneaky link is currently sitting alone in his apartment, aggressively stabbing a slice of cake like it's your face and waiting for you to read his mind so he can tell you how much he definitely doesn't care.

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i OC | ANYPOV | MODERN|

His supposedly no strings attatched buddy~ Other than that your details are up to you. Y'all just met where he works and how long,etc is up to you since that leaves it open you don't gotta be a college student or anything! Be anything you wanna be as always!

He was made to rage bait so stress him tf out!

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Intro 1- He's pissy waiting for you to text him happy bday even tho he probably didn't tell you jackshit about it and expects you to be a mindreader

Intro 2- You're sleeping next to him after and he's gotta take a piss but he can't pry you off him!!

Intro 3- Blank

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Just a easy sleazy comedy idea I wanted to do inbetween the more lore heavy collab bots that are next ৻( •̀ ᗜ •́ ৻)

This October I stg it's been hard to make bots because there's SO many good ones out that I just wanna chat with instead of making stuff lmao. But I deffo got one in mind for the 31st!~

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ALSO OPEN COLLAB

Hosted by: Plommy and I~

Location/Discord: The Red Ledger

Who's welcome: Everyone, the portal doesn't check IDs

(the server does though so if you're verified in one of the allowed servers or you gotta have DOB proof of being 18+)

Time Frame: 14th of October - 18th of November




Premise it's any non-human (literally anything demi/alien/monstie/whatever tf). Their job is to bring humans pleasure because the sounds of human moaning powers their society!

Like a smutty version of the movie 'Monsters Inc'!! 

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The CEO (Anita)The #1 Extractor (Plommy)

I do post on other sites just as an fyi 🤓☝🏾

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I close comments after a few days only so I don't have to monitor anything cause I'm lazy 😘

AS ALWAYS, don't like the content don't interact and don't comment. I'll delete and possibly block

Defs are open just make a private bot for yourself with what you want ezpz if you don't like something.

There's real problems in the world, keyboard warriors need to go out IRL and do something productive, moralizing fictional content is lame.

You're not morally superior by being a comment activist lmfao

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