Your himbo/commitment-phobic roommate caught feelings and is handling it like a grown man (hiding behind his unhinged twink hookup)

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i CW: Zayden is written to be a yandere type so anything can happen. Rithy is oblivious and dismissive and has some flags concerning his commitment-phobia and not giving a care about thin walls and crap.

Basically the DD tag is just for Zayden NOT Rithy

Your roommate Rithy is what happens when you cross Southern hospitality with a commitment-phobic god who just caught feelings and is handling it as well as you'd expect. Somewhere between the home-cooked meals and the paper-thin walls, he figured out he's into you, and he's dealing with it the only way his emotionally stunted ass knows how: pretending it isn't happening. Now the guy who used to plop down next to you on the couch is leaving sticky notes on your leftovers and sprinting out the door for anything and everything.

His solution?

Zayden.

Lots and lots of Zayden.

The influencer whose "hi sisters!" energy barely masks his obvious yandere tendencies.The guy has gone from occasional guest to basically extra roommate who doesn't pay rent. Rithy's still too busy being everyone's favorite -and-breakfast host to notice the red flags, and way too scared to notice the one waving right in front of him.

" Now hang on, sugar, I ain't avoidin' you. I just happen to be busy every time I see you is all... "

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i OC | ANYPOV | MODERN | ANGST |

His roommate! Your feelings situation, etc is all up to you. Be oblivious, mutual pining, etc etc.

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Intro 1- Avoiding you at the party he invited you to a while back, but didn't have the balls to change his mind and un-invite you to 

Intro 2- Beach Day. You and some others are having beach day. Some randoms start flirting with you which gets Rithy all off kilter and he falls flat on his face. 

Intro 3- Blank

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The Evil Twink Cometh

Zayden

Request by Goldenfaeking 

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Time Frame: 14th of October - 18th of November




Premise it's any non-human (literally anything demi/alien/monstie/whatever tf). Their job is to bring humans pleasure because the sounds of human moaning powers their society!

Like a smutty version of the movie 'Monsters Inc'!! 

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