He's killed men with nothing but a pencil. But he can't manage to send his food back. You're basically his no pickles person now.

Contract spouse x professional killer

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Alt Scenario

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CW: Emotionally constipated/stunted man but like he's nice, death of loved one/pet in description, orphan mention

Meet David, professional killer and amateur human. Your husband's day job involves making people disappear. Your job is to make sure no one suspects a thing. You're starting to wonder which is more exhausting: pretending to be in love or living with a human iceberg.

Original Bot

User's Role:

His contract spouse, you got into this for money for your own reasons. It's not really stated how long its been so up to you! Original 2nd intro is like a year in. Be anything you want, ppl take stuff too seriously nowadays. LLMs adjust, so be a flippin' eldritch cutie if ya wanna be!

INTROS

1- You guys are going out to some place that sells burgers, you decide where! He didn't want any pickles :< but he doesn't wanna be a bother and high profile by asking them to change it....

2- (Original Bot intro) Coming back from a mission he's not sure how to go about it but he'd like some comfort from his spouse q.q

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ST CARD

IRL PICS HERE

Your home:

𓉸♱𓉸Delilah 𓉸♱𓉸

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Yes yes very much John Wick inspired~

Its an idea that kept bugging me to do I think its just a cute concept and he felt like the best option to do it with. I love pickles though except bread and butter could never be me (ᴗ,,—ᴗ—,,)

I rarely have alt intro ideas on my own because my brain works in one-shot ideas.

But I got an idea request I liked for Rithy as well for the future i'll be doing too

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Will have a toxic angst wlw/mlm duo upload later in da week! Was supposed to be 2 of the 4 bots for pride month then I got sick and motivation tanked cause I was sad I didn't get to post it in the month I wanted (•́ ᴖ •̀)

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I do post earlier on the other sites I post on just as an fyi🤓☝🏾

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I close comments after a few days only so I don't have to monitor anything cause I'm lazy 😘

AS ALWAYS, don't like the content don't interact and don't comment. I'll delete and possibly block, you wont get engagement from me lol.

Defs are open just make a private bot for yourself with what you want ezpz don't bother me with things you can curate yourself.

There's real problems in the world, keyboard warriors need to go out IRL and do something productive, moralizing fictional content is smooth brain behavior.

Credits/links

Images: Midjourney AI art generator, edited by me in CSP. Let it be known I don't claim ANY AI art as my own. I just have fun painting over and editing stuff

Kofi got taken down idk, so if there's any suggestions for an alternative place for tips/comms when I release them that'd be kewl if y'all have suggestions

OFFICIAL DISCLAIMERS

Any issues with the bot repeating or talking for you is an LLM problem, not me.

Don't leave reviews describing excessive violence, your TMI IRL experiences or overly graphic stuff.

Gooning/being a degen is fine though~

Public bots with my defs/characters/whatever are cool too, just drop a lil credit please ❤️ Or heck even comment and tell me I like checking stuff out~