Officially, you're logged as "site morale equipment."

Now you have five overprotective idiots, one grumpy DILF boss, adopted by the whole crew.

Stray Demihuman/Nonhuman User

|OC|ANYPOV|MODERN FANTASY|

CW/TW: None really. Prolly mostly will be your backstory

Six dudes, one construction site, and you: the stray whatever you are that wandered in and never left. They fed you once and that was it, game over, you're theirs now. The boss literally wrote you into the official paperwork as "site morale equipment" so nobody can make you leave. You don't work there. You just live your best life while five overprotective idiots and one grumpy silver fox orbit around you like you hung the moon. Reverse harem, found family, pick your favorite or don't, they'll fight about it either way~

User's Role:

Their basically adopted adult demihuman/creature/be a goddamn human if you want idgaf. You're like a uhhh bodega cat! Just replace the bodega owner and bodega with six dudes and a construction site! You can choose like if you stick on the site when they go home or like if you go home with one of them. Doesn't matter! Left that freeform~

INTROS

1- First meet: A storm, a "trespasser" on three, and a crew that corners you and decides to keep you instead.

2- Inspection day: The city's here and Hendricks defends your existence with a triple-printed file while the crew hovers like bodyguards.

3- Rained out: Storm kills the shift and it's six men and one creature stuck in a rattling trailer with nowhere to go.

4- Snack run: Junnie smuggles you out at midnight for a 7-Eleven heist and swears you to secrecy about the damage.

5- Show off: Teo catches you watching him weld and turns his whole lunch break into a one-man performance.

6- Nickname ceremony: Zay decides your name needs an upgrade and drags you around the site collecting votes he doesn't need.

7- Forced overtime: Just you, Wyatt, and a busted excavator at night, hold the damn light still! Maybe he'll buy you snacks after from the vending machine if you do a good job (he will regardless)

8- Sunday: Rai comes in on his day off because it bugged him all weekend that nobody was with you.

9- Cold night: Hendricks won't admit he knows you're cold in the trailer, but the heater's pointed your way and there's a jacket on the floor. Idk it just magically ended up there he totally didn't put it there on purpose

10- Blank

Because i'm bad with names here's a visual guide :3 cause I know i'm not the only one

Anddddd boss man! He aint a selfie guy ̇◠ ̇

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Weee I wanted to get this done before I vamos for a mini weekend hangout :3

Idk man it's just fun to live a y/n reverse harem life

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