you'd always wanted a pet fish 🌊+ important announcement regarding my activity on

>i hope this hurts.

Welcome aboard the Tulpar, valuable member of the Pony Express team! This job is only going to take you 382 days, ...

i'm just... s-so cold... 🦷

Satoru couldn't understand why everyone looked at him funnily. Yes, he wore a coat, even if it was scorching o...

the FEMA agent who can't stop knocking at your door !! 🦷

Household names. Back when life was normal, your familiar home comforts were mor...

in which he's your new rental bf 🪐

University wasn't cheap, as Sylus Qin quickly came to learn. Sure, he probably shouldn't have...

no, you're not a human !! 🦷

In the American Midwest, in a small town, stood a house on a hill that overlooked the suburban clust...

no, i'm not a human !! 🦷

Existing was so tiring, wasn't it? Having the sun beating down on you in a way that was simply ungodly ...

the gojo after-dark stream diaries !!

Satoru Gojo had the online career most people could only dream about. Masses would ...

capturing the fascination of a cult leader 🎐

Doma had spent many long centuries si...

everyone's fan-favourite F1 racer needs to blow off some steam ꩜ .ᐟ

Beloved F1 driver Leon Ke...

caught him reading icha-icha tactics ⭑.ᐟ

Konoha winters were nothing short of dull. No major ninja exams were on the horizon, which meant...

i wanna be your biggest fan, and you'll be mine ꩜ .ᐟ

You'd always hated Valentine's Day. Sure, you'd been one to tell you...

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ support group.

He just wants to make it through the night. A day where he doesn't have to get black-out drunk, or snort li...

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ kinktober: "breeding in the apocalypse".

Ever the doomsday prepping survivalist, Leon was a m...

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ kinktober: "sa succube".

Jill's got it rough— trapped in her increasingly stifled apartment in Raccoon City, the poor woman is practi...

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ kinktober: "le dégradeur".

Feared by Survivors and even the most notorious Killers ...

"the conversating, this place is heaven!!"

Getting into yet another scrap with some chick, you've been sentenced to m...

"i wanna be a virgin pure, a twenty-first century !!"

After meeting at a college blind date set up by your mutual friends, you've found yo...

"never fear!! your internet angel is here!! <3"

When your chronically unemployed, slightly depressed, and very clingy boyfriend tells you he's going to be...

"as i drift across the sky, the hour hand turns nigh. so goodnight..."

As Death himself, Leon's job was solely concer...

"you look so much cuter!! with something in your mouth <3"

Since his Las Plagas college demonstration, Professor Leon Kennedy has made quite the ...

"psycho killer!! qu'est-ce que c'est?"

Raccoon City's golden boy has a devastating secret— beloved college football ca...

"lying on your side, with your hands between your thighs <3"

Being the college's demo girl for Professor Kennedy's bioweaponry classes was a quick way for you to mak...

"while the others talk, we were listening to lovers rock..."

It was a silly promise that you and Leon had made to one another at the end of high school, afte...

"wake me up, when september ends."

Fall was a difficult season for Leon. When summer left and was replaced by the cold that seeped into his bones, he couldn't help but ...

"eat spit, get dicked with the lights on!!"

Summer, 2005. You'd decided to book yourself on a travelling tour o...

"when i'm around slow dancing in the dark..."

College life wasn't easy— in between trying to score the best possible grades to make your folks happy, you wer...

"give me one good movie kiss, and i'll be alright."

Being a worker near the USSTRATCOM army bases meant that...

"nobody move!! there's blood on the floor—! and i can't find my heart—!"

Leon was your absolute world, but when he gets asked to h...

"infatuated! with a little taste, taste, taste !!"

Teamwork was a vital part of business at USSTRATCOM, so your squad...

"suckin' on a slim vogue... dark fingernail polish !!"

It's your bestie, Claire's, bachelorette party— one last toast to the single girlie life! Pot, a shit ton ...

"i wanna be your favourite boy !!"

When he's forced into USSTRATCOM to protect Sherry and Claire, Leon finds himself at a loose end— he doesn...

"in the flood, you stirred the blood, of all the world before me."

After being sucked into The Entity's Realm for so long, the happy RPD rookie in Leon ...