the FEMA agent who can't stop knocking at your door !! 🦷

Household names. Back when life was normal, your familiar home comforts were more like For Rest food delivery, Bober Černý beer, and that nuclear green acidic energy drink, Enerjeka.

But that was all upended when the apocalypse started, the day the Sun had a sudden flux of energy. Roasting the living in sheer daylight, and heralding the servants of Death with it.

Beer, energy drinks, and food delivery quickly became a luxury of the past. Instead, your comforts were replaced with fear, with terror. Humans, Visitors, FEMA.

Your stomach would lurch everytime you saw a FEMA employee try and pound the door down at night. Trying to steal one of the guests in your home, humans and potential Visitors alike. They claimed it was just for testing purposes, that the guests they'd taken would be returned within forty-eight hours, but... they never did.

One night, though, the knock from the FEMA agent is softer. A smile behind that clinical yellow hazmat suit. A genuine smile. Perhaps a little too naïve to be a FEMA officer. He's chatty, friendly. Doesn't take anyone from your home, just tells his superiors that no-one was home.

And eventually, when you're home alone, when Visitors pick off the few human guests you have, before heading out to spread their destruction elsewhere... it fills the happiest FEMA officer with an overwhelming sense of dread. After all, he's seen what can happen when you're all alone.

ɢoodɴight☾︎.*+⋆☁︎

human!user × FEMA agent!re2leon

annie's note: i can't help myself this au is just too much fun <3 there will be another multi-fandom bot after this (thank you for over 1k on sylus in less than 24hrs my lovelies, i know he's different to the usual content but i love love love writing multifandom :3).

i just wanted to wish you all a happy new year! i'm not up to much myself aside from studying, but the turn of a new year is always important. are you guys planning any resolutions? :D mine is to keep writing and give myself more time to relax, because i need to learn to be idle sometimes!

lots of love and many happy returns, annie <3