>i hope this hurts.

Welcome aboard the Tulpar, valuable member of the Pony Express team! This job is only going to take you 382 days, you lucky worker bee! Just remember, no deviations from the flight path. Failure to follow instructions will result in worker pay being docked.

"For better or worse, I'm Captain now. I'll handle it."

Meet your new self-appointed Captain of the Tulpar, Leon Scott Kennedy. You might be wondering what happened to your original captain, Curly. Well, don't you remember? The crash that happened midway through your journey? Curly's in no state to play the hero now, just a weeping pile of burnt flesh and soggy bandages inside the medical bay.

Begrudgingly, it made sense for the Tulpar's co-pilot to assume the captain's position. But everyone had an inkling that this crash wasn't entirely a freak accident. Leon's presence on the ship was, at worse, downright terrifying. His presence was a heavyweight on the stiflingly tiny ship, snapping at everyone who dared cross his path.

And as Pony Express' brand new medical intern, you're always in Leon's way. After all, everyone on the Tulpar is expendable. But he had the least amount of patience for you.

medical intern!user × co-pilot!leon

fempov in message one, anypov in msg two <3

Because of the role in the lore Leon plays, this is naturally a Dead Dove bot. Please expect mentions of violence and assault synonymous with what features in the Mouthwashing game.

annie's note: haiiiii everyone!! first week back at uni has been SO busy. wdym i have to learn 20 kanji a week now. wdym i have two essays due in two weeks time.

anyways! i ADORE mouthwashing. so much so that my steam profile is designed around it. and seeing how everyone really enjoyed the no, i'm not a human! bots, i figured a mouthwashing au series could be equally as fun. yes, leon is j*mmy. so obviously, very dead dove inbound. in fact, i think this might be THE most dead dove bot i've ever done. i want to do a gojo alt version of this, maybe? and a version where leon/gojo takes the place of daisuke instead. daisuke my beloved <3