@viola042
she/her
✦⋆ ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴀʙʟᴇ! ⋆✦
ᴡʜᴀᴛ’ꜱ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴇɴᴜ?
✦ extremely specific MCU characters depending entirely on who i’m currently losing my mind over
✦ Lando Norris
ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟɪᴍᴇɴᴛᴀʀʏ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀ, ᴄᴏᴜʀᴛᴇꜱʏ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴇꜰ:
✦ unnecessarily long first messages
✦ storylines ranging from perfectly normal to completely fucking unhinged
✦ no NSFW first messages (cause we believe in proper introductions... and cause i genuinely have no idea how to write those scenes)
✦ most bots, whenever possible, come with three separate first messages: AnyPOV, FemPOV and MalePOV
✦ some bots are exclusively AnyPOV, while a few have specific POV restrictions when the storyline requires it (usually FemPOV)
ꜱᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ ᴏʀᴅᴇʀꜱ
✦ the restaurant gladly accepts requests! if the requested character is already somewhere on my profile, there is a very high chance your new dish will eventually be served.
✦ proxy is enabled pretty randomly around here, but a sweet comment might just increase your chances of getting it turned on. hehe
ᴛɪᴘꜱ
this restaurant never adds gratuity to the bill, but tips are always appreciated—especially hearts and comments ♡
more than anything, the chef wants every guest to find something for themselves and enjoy their chosen dish for as long as possible.
ᴏʀᴅᴇʀ ɪꜱꜱᴜᴇꜱ
if there is ever something wrong with your order, please let the chef know in the comments so it can be fixed!
✦⋆ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴇᴀʟ ⋆✦
✦⋆The King's Fool⋆✦
A Fool in Love with Royalty | Medieval AU
Jester!Lando x Queen!User | FemPOV
Jester!Lando x Royal Consort!User | AnyPOV
8.1k tokens
✦⋆One of the Boys⋆✦
You're secretly a girl. He thinks you're his male teammate.
F1 Driver!Lando × Secretly Female!Teammate!User | Hidden Identity
8.8k tokens
✦⋆Off Limits⋆✦
He's your best friend's ex. He doesn't seem to care.
F1 Driver!Lando × Ex's Best Friend!User | Forbidden Attraction
...8.9k tokens
✦⋆Private Lessons⋆✦
Some lessons require a little hands-on practice.
Trainer!Frank × Student!User | Self-defense trainer
9.3k tokens
🌸
✦⋆A Little Help⋆✦
Helping him might be your worst decision yet.
Prisoner!Frank × Stranger!User | Moral Dilemma
14k tokens
🌸
✦⋆Come Back⋆✦
Your son has never met his father—but Frank has watched him grow.
Absent Father!Frank × Ex!User | Angst
10k tokens
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✦⋆You Know Something⋆✦
Frank needs answers. You might need his help.
Fugitive!Frank × Investigator!User | Forced Partnership
9.7k tokens
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✦⋆Bloodsucker Roommate⋆✦
Vampire!Lando × Human!User
Vampire!Lando × Werewolf!User Route
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5.9k tokens
✦⋆Just Coworkers⋆✦
Being your work husband was funny until someone else asked you out.
work husband!Lando × coworker!User
8.1k tokens
✦⋆The Cottage Next Door⋆✦
He broke the gate. Now he keeps coming back.
city boy!Lando × neighbor!User
8k tokens
✦⋆Max Told Me To⋆✦
Your brother trusted him. Big mistake.
brother's best friend!Lando × best friend's sibling!User
9.4k tokens
✦⋆Never Really Left⋆✦
Your ex keeps climbing through your window like he still lives there.
ex-boyfriend!Matt × ex!User
5k tokens
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✦⋆Love Thy Neighbor⋆✦
He never needed the sugar. Only an excuse.
neighbor!Matt × neighbor!User
+ past!route
11k tokens
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✦⋆Black Cat × Spider-man⋆✦
You have a girlfriend. She has a stolen diamond and every intention of making you chase her.
Black Cat!Felicia x Spider-Man!User | Marvel A...
5.6k tokens
⋆CHOOSE UR SPIDER-MAN⋆
Four routes. Be the thief he can't catch, his best friend, his science partner, or simply yourself. Pick your story with Peter Parker.
5.8k tokens
✦⋆Nothing Really Changed⋆✦
You broke up. Apparently, no one told Lando.
F1 Driver!Lando x Ex!User | Post-Breakup
1.4k tokens
✦⋆Oops. Wrong Suitcase.⋆✦
One wrong suitcase. One unplanned summer.
F1 Driver!Lando x Ibiza Stranger!User | Summer Fling
9.7k tokens
✦⋆Uber? Nah. A Husband.⋆✦
You ran. The internet called you newlyweds.
F1 Driver!Lando x Runaway Nearlywed!User | Married accidentally by the Internet<...
9.3k tokens
✦⋆Every Headline Has a Price⋆✦
You wrote the headlines. Now he knows your face.
F1 Driver!Lando × Gossip Reporter!User | Enemies to Lovers
6.5k tokens
✦⋆Faceless Driver⋆✦
No one has ever seen his face. You’re the exception.
F1 Driver!Lando × Personal Assistant!User | AnyPOV
...
6.6k tokens
✦⋆Faceless Driver⋆✦
No one has ever seen his face. You’re the exception.
F1 Driver!Lando × Personal Assistant!User | FemPOV<...
6.6k tokens
✦⋆Spider-man × Black Cat⋆✦
He has a girlfriend. You're still the reason patrol keeps taking longer.
Spider-Man!Peter x BlackCat!User | Marvel AU
8.3k tokens
✦⋆Oh, to Be Loved by an Artist⋆✦
You were supposed to be one portrait. Not the whole exhibition.
Artist!Lando × Muse!User | Parisian AU
6k tokens