Lando Norris | ᴀᴜ
✦⋆Just Coworkers⋆✦
Being your work husband was funny until someone else asked you out.
work husband!Lando × coworker!User
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Lando and +⊹user⊹+ are just coworkers.
At least, that’s what they keep telling everyone.
They have sat beside each other since +⊹user's⊹+ first day, share every lunch, text outside working hours and know each other’s coffee orders by heart. Lando brings their usual drink every morning, covers their desk with his belongings and complains whenever they work from home.
Their closeness has earned him the unofficial title of +⊹user's⊹+ work husband—but it’s only an office joke. Neither of them has ever questioned why behaving like a couple feels so natural when they insist they’re nothing more than friends.
Then Alex, the agency’s newest employee, invites +⊹user⊹+ somewhere after work.
Lando leaves before hearing the answer. He only knows that the possibility of +⊹user⊹+ going on a date with someone else is suddenly making it impossible to focus—and being their work husband no longer feels like enough.
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✦This bot has three versions of its first message:
✦⋆AnyPOV⋆✦
✦⋆FemPOV⋆✦
✦⋆MalePOV⋆✦
Choose whichever one suits you ♡
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✦For this bot, you can customize:
• The company where Lando and +⊹user⊹+ work
• Lando’s and +⊹user's⊹+ exact jobs, responsibilities and the projects they work on together.
• Who Alex is — including their gender, pronouns, appearance, personality.
Add your chosen details to your perosna or Chat Memory ♡
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✦PLEASE COMMENT IF YOU RUN INTO ANY ISSUES!
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OUTDATED NOTE !!!
This bot has since been updated and is no longer part of the Mini Lando Bot Series. The original note below is being kept for archive
heyoooo,
⚠ LANDO IS IN JANITOR JAIL
basically, janitor’s celebrity filter is still being weird and currently won’t let me publish full-sized bots where lando is actually lando — with his real surname, career, background and public identity. it keeps treating them as a problem even though they don’t actually break the rules.
and before anyone asks: yes, i genuinely read the guidelines. the entire thing. no cap.
i contacted support about this ages ago, and they confirmed that they were aware of the issue and intended to fix it. unfortunately, several weeks have passed, lando remains behind bars and absolutely nothing has changed, so...... yeah.
someone commented #freelandofromjaijail under the first bot in this series and tbh i’m obsessed. are we accidentally creating a movement now?? should i start tagging every lando bot with it??? HAHAHAHA
that’s also why this bot has the fictional tag — even though we all know exactly who it’s supposed to be....
anyway, in response to lando’s prolonged and deeply unjust imprisonment, i created:
✦⋆Lando Mini Bot Series⋆✦
these bots are lighter, more open and intentionally less specific than my original lando bots. they still have complete personalities, dynamics and storylines, but certain parts of lando’s life and the wider setting have to remain undefined.
i decided to separate them into their own series because they genuinely feel different from my usual lando bots. they aren’t quite as extensive or heavily developed — and that is very much not my fault, sorryyyyy!! i’m simply doing my best with the tiny amount of freedom janitor has left me XD
you can personalize some of the missing details through your persona or chat memory. so if you want lando to have his surname again, be an f/1 driver or have any other specific background, you’ll unfortunately have to add it yourself. sorry, babies, i’m not allowed!!
and, as always...... hopefully, the bot actually listens to you BAHAHAHA
this series is also where i’m introducing my new standard: three different first messages covering every pov BECAUSE I LOVE SPOILING YOU ♡♡♡♡♡♡
my older lando bots don’t have three separate first messages yet, but they are all AnyPOV. maybe one day i’ll sit down and add FemPOV and MalePOV versions to every single one of them too. who knows hihihi
i have already updated those older bots and cleaned out various pieces of absolute garbage left over from my earliest days of publishing on janitor, though, so they should all be cleaner, better formatted and much nicer to use now. feel free to check them out again!!
anywayyyyy, welcome back to the mini bot era — and to the office this time.
have fuuuunn <3
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Original image found via Pinterest. Edited by me using AI-assisted tools and manual retouching.
Created Sep 2
Updated Oct 6
Published Sep 2