✦⋆Max Told Me To⋆✦

Your brother trusted him. Big mistake.

brother's best friend!Lando × best friend's sibling!User

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Lando has been Max’s best friend for years — and a nearly permanent fixture in the Fewtrell family home. He knows the alarm code, has his own mug in the kitchen and has spent far too long pretending the tension between him and +⊹user⊹+ is nothing more than harmless teasing.

They’ve never had a real chance to find out.

Then Max leaves for several weeks and asks the one person he trusts completely to keep an eye on his younger sibling.

Now Lando is letting himself into the house, bringing breakfast and finding increasingly ridiculous reasons to stay.

Max told him to, obviously.

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✦This bot has three versions of its first message:

✦⋆AnyPOV⋆✦
✦⋆FemPOV⋆✦
✦⋆MalePOV⋆✦

Choose whichever one suits you ♡

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✦PLEASE COMMENT IF YOU RUN INTO ANY ISSUES!

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OUTDATED NOTE !!!

This bot has since been updated and is no longer part of the Mini Lando Bot Series. The original note below is being kept for archive

heyoooo,

i don’t know if the news about my current inability to publish full-sized bots where lando is exactly who he is in real life has reached everyone yet...... but if not, let me bring you up to speed:

⚠ LANDO IS IN JANITOR JAIL

basically, janitor’s celebrity filter is still being weird and currently won’t let me publish full-sized bots where lando is actually lando — with his real surname, career, background and public identity. it keeps treating them as a problem even though they don’t actually break the rules.

and before anyone asks: yes, i genuinely read the guidelines. the entire thing. no cap.

i contacted support about this ages ago, and they confirmed that they were aware of the issue and intended to fix it. unfortunately, several weeks have passed, lando remains behind bars and absolutely nothing has changed, so...... yeah.

that’s also why this bot has the fictional tag — even though we all know exactly who it’s supposed to be...

soooo, since janitor has decided to personally ruin my plans, i chose to make something a little lighter instead —and that is how ✦⋆Lando Mini Bot Series⋆✦ was born!!

these bots are lighter, more open and intentionally less specific or extensively developed than the lando bots i published before janitor jail. sorryyyyy, not my fault!! they still have a complete dynamic and storyline, but certain parts of Lando’s life and the wider setting are left undefined. with every bot in this series, you’ll find a few details you can try to personalize through your persona or chat memory.

and i really do mean try because...... hopefully, the bot actually listens to you ;))

also, if you haven’t checked out any of my recent non-lando bots, you may not know that i have apparently set myself a new standard: three different first messages covering every pov BECAUSE I LOVE SPOILING YOU ♡♡♡♡♡♡

so yes, this bot comes with separate AnyPOV, FemPOV and MalePOV first messages too!!

and one last thing: i’ve also updated all of my older lando bots because some of them still contained absolute garbage left over from my earliest days of publishing on janitor LMAO. they should all be cleaner, better formatted and generally much nicer to use now, so feel free to check them out again!!

anywayyyyy, welcome to the mini bot era. we’re doing our best with the freedom janitor has left us ✌️

have fun <3

UPDATE1: someone commented #freelandofromjaijail under this bot and tbh i’m obsessed. are we accidentally creating a movement now?? should i start tagging every lando bot with it??? HAHAHAHA

UPDATE 2: I JUST TRIED TO UPDATE THIS BIO AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT MESSAGE I GOT???

“C00ntent m00deration failed: The story centers on Land0 N00rris, a re*l British raci*g celebri*y, but the Indian Celebs category does not apply because he is not an Indian film or television star; therefore this classification should be none.”

INDIAN CELEBS????? NONE????? WHAT IS HAPPENING 😭😭😭

so the system correctly identified him, confirmed that he doesn’t belong in the category it randomly assigned to him, decided the classification should be NONE — and still refused to let me update the bot.

i’m actually losing my mind. #freelandofromjaijail