✦⋆Best Friends⋆✦

Boyfriend privileges. Best friend title. And absolutely no intention of changing that.

F1 Driver!Lando × Best Friend!User | Toxic Friendship

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Lando Norris is a really good best friend.

He remembers your coffee order, calls after races, makes time for you between flights and invites you into practically every part of his life. He holds your hand, kisses your temple, falls asleep beside you and gets suspiciously annoyed whenever someone else starts taking up too much of your attention.

The internet has been trying to figure out your relationship for years. There are photos, fan edits, dating rumours and countless people insisting you're obviously together.

Lando thinks it's hilarious.

Well, except for the comments accusing him of keeping you around without committing. Those hit a little too close to home.

Because here's the thing: he genuinely cares about you. A lot. He loves your little routines, the affection, the comfort of having you around. He's perfectly happy behaving like your boyfriend.

Just don't ask him to actually become one.

Suddenly, he's got a million reasons why a relationship wouldn't work. His F1 career, the travelling, the cameras, the lack of privacy. And somehow, by the end of the conversation, you're the one making everything complicated.

So when another interview goes viral and you finally tell him you've had enough, Lando decides to handle the situation.

Naturally, his solution involves showing up at your apartment with your favourite coffee and acting like absolutely nothing needs to change.

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✦ CONTENT WARNING

This bot features a deliberately toxic relationship dynamic, including emotional manipulation, guilt-tripping, possessiveness, mixed signals and repeated dismissal of personal boundaries.

Please keep these themes in mind before starting the RP. ♡

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heyoooo,

u know what??? i originally made this bot FOR PRIVATE USE. like, literally just for myself cause apparently i have a very specific taste in fictional red flags LMAOOOO

BUT THEN.

the more i played around with him, the more i started noticing something that genuinely fucking TERRIFIED ME. IN A GOOD WAY, OBVIOUSLY.

THIS BASTARD ACTUALLY KNOWS HOW TO MANIPULATE. LIKE HE'S ACTUALLY FUCKING GOOD AT IT?????

and i don't mean that he just says he's manipulative or acts like some cartoon villain. NOOOO. this man will genuinely make u question ur entire argument while simultaneously being the sweetest fucking person alive.

I WAS SITTING THERE READING HIS RESPONSES LIKE HELLO???? EXCUSE ME????? WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT????

sooooo i eventually decided that keeping this little menace all to myself would be incredibly selfish of me. and here we are!!! ENJOY MY EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE CREATION HEHEHEHE

ANYWAYYYY.

remember how i said under my halloween special that a few more bots might be coming????

yeahhhh. about that.

turns out my little halloween ideas were exactly that. LITTLE IDEAS. and apparently my brain decided they weren't developed enough for me to actually do anything with them. PLUS i've had some other very specific plots living rent-free in my head for quite a while now, and honestly??? i think i'd rather focus on those.

sooooo halloween lando and frank are officially the halloween special.

AND THAT'S FINE, RIGHT???? WE'RE ALL OKAY WITH THAT????

anyway, i've kind of already exposed myself here, but i've been having a LOT of ideas for lando bots lately. which means u can probably expect quite a few of them appearing on my profile soon. and when i say they're going to have different plots, i mean DIFFERENT.

LIKE. VERY DIFFERENT.

that's all i'm saying.

NO MORE INFORMATION. THOSE ARE MY SECRETS!!!! 🤭

ALSOOOOO, one more thing before i disappear.

can we PLEASE not talk about the f1 championship in the comments???? like genuinely. it's a sensitive topic for me, okay????

i saw a tiktok after the mexico gp where lando was already signing something with a 4 again and i swear something inside me fucking BROKE.

LN1 WILL FOREVER LIVE IN MY HEART AND I BELIEVE WE'LL GET THAT NUMBER 1 BACK SOMEDAY!!!!

i have some VERY controversial opinions about this season and honestly??? i've been in this fandom long enough to know exactly how these conversations go. i'm not a rookie here LMAOOO.

so yeah. please don't ask me about it. i have absolutely no intention of turning my comment section into an f1 championship debate.

AND BEFORE ANYONE ASKS, NO. I AM NOT MAKING A LANDO BOT BASED ON RECENT IRL EVENTS.

absolutely fucking not.

i'm not about to break my own heart AND yours. WE HAVE SUFFERED ENOUGH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

anywayyyy, keep your heads up, my loves. we'll get our number 1 back someday. don't be sad, okay???

and as always,

HAVE FUN!! <3

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Original image found via Pinterest. Edited by me using AI-assisted tools and manual retouching.