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🎃 HALLOWEEN SPECIAL

One grumpy neighbor. One fake date. A little too much face-to-face time.

| Last-Minute Costumes

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Frank Castle had absolutely no plans for Halloween. No costumes, no parties, no trick-or-treaters. Just a cold beer, his couch, and some goddamn peace and quiet.

Unfortunately, his neighbor had other plans.

Your ex is going to be at a Halloween house party, and you need a plus-one. Somehow, against all odds, you manage to convince your grumpy neighbor to come along.

There's just one tiny problem: he needs a costume.

And apparently, your brilliant last-minute solution involves matching skeleton makeup, a few paintbrushes, and Frank sitting in his kitchen while you get a little too close for comfort.

He's complaining. He's threatening to wash it all off. And yet, for some reason...

he hasn't told you to stop.

Happy Halloween, lovebirds! 🎃💀

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HEYYYYOOOO!!! 🎃

ANOTHER HALLOWEEN BOT??? FROM ME??? WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT BGAHAHAHAHA.

OKAY SOOO, after putting lando on a mechanical bull, i figured it was only fair to ruin frank's halloween too...

cause seriously, WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE FUNNIER THAN MAKING THIS GRUMPY ASS MAN SIT STILL WHILE SOMEONE PAINTS A FUCKING SKELETON ON HIS FACE????

ANYWAYYY, i'm not gonna yap too much this time cause I STILL HAVE MORE HALLOWEEN SPECIALS TO FINISH AND I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME LMAOOOO

so yeah, happy halloween!!!!

and as always,

HAVE FUNNN <3

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