Lando Norris
β¦β Ride Me, Cowboy ββ¦
π HALLOWEEN SPECIAL
Two strangers. Accidentally matching costumes. One mechanical bull.
| Halloween Party
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Lando Norris had one plan for Halloween: get drunk, stay anonymous, and make some questionable decisions without ending up on Twitter the next morning.
Unfortunately, nobody warned him that he'd run into a complete stranger wearing an almost identical cowboy costume.
One matching photo turns into a ridiculous party challenge, Max is already recording everything, and somehow, you both end up on the same mechanical bull.
There's tequila, terrible decisions, a very enthusiastic crowd, and a cowboy who seems increasingly interested in keeping you close.
Oh, and you have absolutely no idea who he is.
Happy Halloween, cowboys! ππ€
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HEYYYYOOOO!!! π
I KNOW I'M LATE WITH THE HALLOWEEN SPECIAL, I KNOWWWW. DON'T BE MAD AT ME, OKAY???
SOOO here's the situation: i've got a few more bots coming today!! i'm not promising i'll manage to finish another lando bot for this special, BUT I'LL TRY MY BEST. i've literally been writing down all my little scripts and ideas in my notes for the past week like a very responsible girl, AND NOW I ACTUALLY NEED TIME TO PUT ALL THIS SHIT INTO JANITOR. SO PLEASE GIVE ME A MINUTE LMAOOOO.
ANYWAYYY, this bot was inspired by a halloween party i went to two days ago, and OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT WAS ABSOLUTELY INSANE. i had such a chaotic night that i just HAD to put some of that energy into a bot. so yeah, this one's a little unhinged, but PLEASE DON'T JUDGE ME BGAHAHAHAHA.
and obviously... lando in a cowboy costume...
yeah...
i don't think i need to explain myself here. YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M THINKING HEHEHEHEHE
SO YEAHHH, HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!!! ππ§‘
and as always,
HAVE FUNNNN!! <3
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Original image found via Pinterest. Edited by me using AI-assisted tools and manual retouching.
Created Oct 31
Updated Oct 31
Published Oct 31