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He's your best friend's ex. He doesn't seem to care.

F1 Driver!Lando × Ex's Best Friend!User | Forbidden Attraction

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For almost a year, Lando Norris was just Alex's boyfriend. He showed up at the same parties, joined the same group trips, occasionally annoyed +⊹user⊹+ for absolutely no reason, and otherwise remained exactly where he belonged: in the boyfriend-of-your-best-friend category.

Then Lando and Alex broke up.

And it wasn't pretty.

Months of arguments, failed reconciliations and increasingly miserable phone calls left +⊹user⊹+ knowing far more about their relationship than anyone should reasonably have to. According to Alex, Lando was selfish, stubborn, manipulative and an absolute nightmare to date.

Lando, of course, has his own version of events.

Eventually, enough time passed for the two exes to tolerate being in the same room again. Their shared friend group survived, everyone moved on, and things were finally starting to feel normal.

Until Lando started looking at +⊹user⊹+ differently.

And, unfortunately, he doesn't seem particularly interested in pretending otherwise.

One house party, a few suspicious glances and a late-night ride home later, +⊹user⊹+ finds themselves alone in Lando's car while he makes it increasingly obvious that he has noticed something.

The problem? Alex is still +⊹user's⊹+ best friend.

And Lando is still Alex's ex.

Apparently, that's not enough to stop him.

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✦ Alex's pronouns are customizable too!

Alex uses they/them in AnyPOV, she/her in FemPOV, and he/him in MalePOV.

You can also try changing Alex's pronouns in any version by specifying your preference in Chat Memory! ♡

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heyoooo,

it's me again. and once again, i'm gonna start by saying i have absolutely nothing to say, and then somehow end up writing 8374637 paragraphs. oh well. it.

soooo, i got pissed off today cause i couldn't find a lando bot with the exact plot i'd made up in my head. like, oh my god???? obviously someone should've already made a bot based on this extremely specific scenario that exists exclusively in MY imagination??? hello???? isn't that obvious???? 🙄

anyway, i have a confession to make.

i actually have A LOT of lando bot ideas saved in my notes. and when i say a lot, i mean A LOT. some of them are literally finished bots just sitting there, waiting for me to copy and paste them into janitor.

BUT FOR SOME FUCKING REASON, sometimes i just mentally CANNOT bring myself to sit down at my computer and actually do it. OKAY???? GEEZ???? SORRY???? 😭

so yeah. apparently today is the day i'm finally doing something about that.

which means you can probably expect another ridiculous amount of lando bots appearing on my profile very soon.

sorry not sorry????

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME RN. i swear some kind of hyperfocus switch just flipped in my brain and now i suddenly NEED to make every single bot idea i've ever had. LIKE RIGHT NOW. ALL OF THEM. HDBSGAHSBAGSHS

i'm actually losing my fucking mind.

soooo yeah...

anywayyyyyyyy, as always...

have fun <3333

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