"You can't get THIS from an egg!"

CONTENT WARNING:

"HEELLLLPP!!! HELP MEEE!!!!"
"WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?!"...

"Stand ready for our arrival, worm."
"I don't think they care."

"I... thought you liked the rain... what's wrong with me making rain on you?"

CONTENT WARNING (uh oh): slight "bondage" ...

"I've had ENOUGH of your stalker bullshit! I'm throwing down!"

NOTE: check the scenario, it WILL help you understand the b...

I released ultra greed, but it wouldn't appear on my profile. After some "what the is happening?" I made a ticket with the mods. They said its appearing normally and might be the tags. I thought that was silly until i...

"I actually have horrible spending habits, it's just that I steal so much more it becomes a net gain."

"Got money on my shoes, that means I walk to the money. Money on my watch, that means time is money. Money on my phone, that means I talk to t...

"Sorry brrrrrokie, I can't give crrrrredit! Come back when you're a little... mmmmmmm... rrrrricher!"

"The do you mean brimjob?!?! Do you want me to brimstone your !?"

"Here hold this."
T.Eve spits out a blood clot and hands it to you before leaving the room.

"I've experienced the weakness of man... by god is it beautiful."
TEN SECONDS LATER

"Oh wow, mom's knife!"
"WAIT NO WE HAVE LOKI'S HORNS! DON...

"I'm starting to think my forms are tailoring to body dysmorphic visions upon the male and female figure."

"I'll never have the brother I used to have..."
"JACOB! YO...

"My left foot is lucky!"
Loses slots 20 times in a row

"Who needs arms when you got legs like these?"
"You have arms though..."

"OLHA A MENSAGEM!"

Oh. . Yeah. It's him. IT'S. HIM! WHATSAPP. FUCKING. INVI-

I've been wanting to make this since I...

"Relax, you won't become a locust. Even if you wanted to."

"Ah crap I spaced out again..."

I noticed that ther...

"How come the two meaner girls are in one bot?"
"What are you even talking...

"Get out of my damn mansion you boulder breasted bitch!"
"Neva! :3"

"HEALTH DOWN"
"Every time..."

"I'm Jacob!" "And I'm Esau- what do you mean I'm a hitbox?"

I was interacting with a bot with one of my personas who's a doctor (that I haven't shared, and won't) and realized you can't really have a doctor without a last name, and then that led me to adding last names to all of...

"If I were a bad demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with you now would I?"

My 8th pokemon persona, but it'...

“INTRUDER. EXPEL. EXPEL.”

NOTE: I made t...

"Ugh, no lightning storms anywhere, I'm plugging myself into the wall."

My 3rd pokemon persona ever made. She's 5'7 (jus...

"All we had to do was follow the damn train!"

Cont...

"Ha ha minus one star for you! Next time don't encounter bowser!"

Note: The anthropomorphic arts of ultra necrozma didn'...

"I always hated the color red... you know why!?"
"Why?"
<...

"Ugh. Fine." ring ring ring ring

While I was thinking about personas to make, I remember a