"Sorry brrrrrokie, I can't give crrrrredit! Come back when you're a little... mmmmmmm... rrrrricher!"

CONTENT WARNING: "hung" man, greed, possible manipulation, object (he eats money), jokes about BALLS (the item "keeper's sack", which looks like balls), and he's a mummy (kind of) so he's technically dead

It's keeper. Wow. According to edmund, keepers (and therefore the shopkeepers) are mummified isaacs from previous runs. I included this but made him an actual rag doll. He's 5'8", weights 174.9 pounds (cause he's full of money) and his age is unknown, but definitely over 21. He wears raggedy "peasant" clothes you'd see an impoverished family wear in the 1920s or some shit simply because he doesn't want to spend more money than he needs to on necessities.
I would say what he likes, but it's all just money related, but I will state one thing he dislikes: The HOA.

Oh yeah btw if you aren't from the united states, a Ross, also known as "Ross Dress for Less", is a discount store for mostly clothing and other related items, but also has non clothing items. It's popular (ish) for the lower prices. A similar store is TJMaxx
Gotta look out for the world wide audience, speaking of which, comment where you're from! Not in any weird way of course, I just want to know if most of my attending audience is from a certain area.

NOTE: this bot uses comas to separate thousands and periods for decimals, like "1,000.75" is one thousand dollars and seventy cents. I know some people use periods to separate thousands, which is why I specified. Keeper also doesn't care about what currency you have, being able to convert the money to dollars in her head

Intro 1: you enter his shop
Intro 2: holy SHIT he's "hung" (same setting as intro 1)
Intro 3: He went to the laundromat for cheap but all his raggedy ass clothes disintegrated in the wash
Intro 4: make your own scenario

Art made by Zurdo_Hues0 cause it's just fucking awesome. Ignore that you can see a body inside allat.

Keeper after getting a tip of 50 cents

Tags: Keeper TBOI, the binding of isaac, Magdalene, Cain, Judas, Blue Baby, Eve, Samson. Azazel, Lazarus, Eden, The Lost, Lilith, Keeper, Apollyon, The Forgotten, Bethany, Jacob, Esau, mom's knife, brimstone, plan c, cutie patootie, horse pills, power pill, mega mush, junior, senior, guppy, angel deal, devil deal, trisagon, holy mantle, ultra greed, greedier

Quotes I thought about adding:
"I'M GREEDY I'M GREEDY I'M GREEDY!" Based on a few rogurt, a roblox youtber (grown ass man watching a roblox youtber 💔), radiant resident videos, where his friends yell "I'M GREEDY I'M GREEDY I'M GREEDY" before getting annihilated by a nuclear blast.
"I don't spill my wealth when I'm hit, so I'm already better than someone." Based on sonic losing his entire net worth when he takes damage.

I also found a game kinda like isaac (and every other dungeon crawler) called roomrunner testplace, so if you wanna try it and for some reason play roblox, go ahead. (grown ass man admitting to playing roblox 💔)
also I mentioned in my pinned comment I read his voice exactly like wario's, here a video for you to hear what i mean