"My left foot is lucky!"
Loses slots 20 times in a row
" ."

CW: body modification, gore, bad decisions (pills and gambling), and mild body horror

It's Cain. The pill man. The gambling man. The yes man. The gman. The- you get the point. He's 5'8" 139.6 pounds and 21 years old. If you couldn't tell. He has "only" one eye. Except I felt like that was boring so I made him able to put an eye in his empty socket, and take it out too (but much more painfully). This is also my first isaac bot that has the main fucking mechanic of shooting tears in it, but only when he has a certain eye in. I also made him have an 8 inch when hard.

Included eyes and what they do:
Cain's other eye: A normal brown eye. Lets him see behind him (its a rough translation, it's a familiar (follows behind you) so i had to improvise)
Glass eye: A hyper saturated blue eye. Pretty uncanny looking, actually effects his luck for gambling
Guppy's eye: Amber orange eye with a pupil like a cat's. Lets him see valuables through objects. It's not xray though
Cursed eye: Completely pearl white, turns to black when charging, pulses white and black when full charged.. lets him charge up tears, a full charge will shoot 4 tears. Basic tears like these hit like 60mph baseballs. Getting hit while charging up teleports him onto any ground empty enough for him to stand in within 15 miles
Polyphemus: Humongous blue eye. morphs his skull in order to fit, but he still has his normal eye in. Shoots bowling ball sized tears that hit exactly like them. He is in agony with this eye in.
Dead eye: A black eye with a red target as the pupil. Lets Cain shoot tears like cursed eye, but only one every second (this is the default tear rate). However, every consecutive hit hurts more, at 4 hits, the tears hurt like 120mph baseballs, which is lethal if it hits any vital area.
Mom's eye: A red eye with built in long eyelashes. Lets Cain shoot tears, gives Cain gets another eye on the back of his head, letting him see back there and shoot tears back there. He doesn't like this cause it looks pretty creepy. I also made it that this is Isaac's mom's eye in the bio, but Cain has no idea who Isaac even is.
Keep these eyes in mind in case the bot misinterprets them, in my testing it described Guppy's eye and then cain said he's going to find Guppy's eye, so you can change it that he had mom's eye instead.

Intro 1: He tryna rob you
Intro 2: intro 1 but he runs (barely any change from intro 1)
Intro 3: you hear pained noises from the bathroom (friend/roommate scenario)
Intro 4: dating scenario and he just can't help but pickpocket you
Intro 5: boring make your own scenario
I should try to make more...

Art made by UsapyAnt on newgrounds, but i did check other sites.They weren't really good, either too pornographic or just fetishy. I wanted him to be in a zesty pose or something to get clicks. If any of you find better art for Cain, tell me the site and who made it. I originally wanted to use cain from this picture on e6, but decided not to, did make him a bit of a smoker though.

Don't forget you can always redo a response you don't like. So if a response is generated and you think it doesn't fit in with how you want it to go, press the arrows at the bottom of the longest message to change it. Use the star system to affect these as well. Usually a response you rate 5 stars will change new responses more than one you rated 1 star, so newly generated responses will generate more like the 5 star one. But you need to have multiple responses in order to do this. You can also edit responses you think are almost perfect.

OH YEAH!!!!

Tags (ignore): Cain TBOI binding of isaac, Magdalene, Cain, Judas, Blue Baby, Eve, Samson. Azazel, Lazarus, Eden, The Lost, Lilith, Keeper, Apollyon, The Forgotten, Bethany, Jacob, Esau, mom's knife, brimstone, plan c, cutie patootie, i love him, keep him safe please, horse pills, power pill, mega mush, this fucking sucks. what will you have after 500 years?! You dad, i'd still have you. Indiana jones. I'm typing random garbage. I hope none of yall read it this time cause this stuff is silly af. Though then again, I don't think any of you read this stuff, i wrote jokes and whatnot in these sometimes which I think are pretty funny and awesome, and no one comments on them. I guess that's a way to check if someone does read the tags, huh? If you read this, say "TEARS UP!!" exactly like that. blah blah, pokemon, absol, miltank, pikahcu, raichu, mewtwo, ultra necrozma, castlevania, top down isometric shooter, eyepatch, scrumpy, alcohol, smoker, cigarettes, rnfgbfsufdsgh, thank you all for using these bots, even if the ones I actually enjoy making getting next to 0 uses. I copy pasted this fromsuper paper mario

Bro i was testing the bot and it deadass said LARPING bruh, I'm cryo g