"I always hated the color red... you know why!?"
"Why?"
"No reason."

Note: play (or watch) mario+rabbids kingdom battle to understand this, I tried to include not much mentions of other characters in the intro in hopes it doesn't confuse the bot. This also isn't accurate to the game as you are alone and princess peach gets knocked the away. You're also assumed to have a weapon similar to the ceramic panic, which deals 65 to 75 damage.
This is the joke bot of all time, though it IS my favorite boss from the mario+rabbids games (finished both and the dlcs last year) cause of that damn BATTLE THEME like DAMN! It had to be like
Ubisoft: it's just a battle where you fight an entity called the icicle golem, you dont have to go too hard
Grant kirkhope: (I wanted to insert the flaming piano gif but it was rejected :/)
I am FULLY expecting this to fail. Like the other non pokemon bots.

Intro 1: you fight.
That is the only one.

This bot contains copy pasted data from wikis, but I did have to touch it up myself because of a lack of information. What's funny is the villains wiki says he committed attempted regicide.
I also thought about making a lorebook with the sole purpose of providing the events of kingdom battle, but I don't understand the scripts at all, comment if I should try to though