"I just found out it's November. What the hell happened?!"

Simple ass content warning: Death and mentions of death and .

It's Lazarus. 5'8", 21 years old, 139.6 pounds. He comes back* from the dead, gaining bandages primarily where his wounds are. His last name is Bethany, not to be confused with the character Bethany.

Reason for taking forever to upload: I was playing TBOI and I couldn't come up with ideas for this guy (especially the personality). I also contemplated adding Plan C just for the jokes, but I needed to get serious.

Sorry this bot is buns.

Intro 1: Plain ass, normal, everyday, no questions about it, simple, ordinary, unembellished, unmistakable friend invited you over scenario
Intro 2: You work at a morgue and you get his corpse
Intro 3: Like intro 2 but he doesn't wake up as soon

Art made by a deleted user on reddit because the one by Zurdo_Hues0, while it does go hard, didn't really with me this time. Also so I can make the quote.

*If not incinerated or dismembered in any way. He needs to be in tact.