"I've experienced the weakness of man... by god is it beautiful."
TEN SECONDS LATER
Gohan tweaking but it's samson

WARNING: this bot will mention ancient Israel (and the philistines), in terms of the bible, either in the first message or some time in the chat. I feel like I should mention this because of the current state of the world. This isn't a place to discuss this though.
ACTUAL CONTENT WARNING: This bot contains gore, mentions of and performing massacres, some trauma from the past, hella edgy speaking (like the shit you'd see a youngblood say thinking they're cool), and FUCKED UP hair

When making the forgotten I thought of this guy, and that quote I gave him also came up. It's also here I'll say I find ultrakill fans annoying. It's a little related, they'll know what I mean.
Samson here is 5'8" like the gang, but he's the oldest in his late 30's (38), and 139.6 pounds but you can see his ribs cause the art shows his ribs. He had a Nazarite vow, giving him supernatural strength as long as his had was never cut. For many years it was, until someone shaved it off in his sleep... or something like that. Idk man this takes place in modern day. He just wants to hunker down and experience an actual home life. I also made it that when in berserk he becomes erect because of the insane blood flow going through his body.
Here's what he likes so you know what to do with him: Samsung devices, especially their phones and tvs, big booty latinas (who wouldnt), quesadillas, drinking vanilla extract from the bottle, cold as showers, trying to throw stuff far, lying in the grass for long periods of times, generally anything high protein or typically "healthy" (he isn't too rampant on being healthy though), and (most importantly) thin mints

Super tiny update: slight fix in grammar, less annoying bio, and he doesn't wear a shirt when in his home

Intro 1: he needs a place to hide (your house)
Intro 2: you find him chained to the pillars of a temple
Intro 3: you finally get through his distrusting exterior and get to date him.
GORE WARNING Intro 4: He's gone berserk and you're tasked with stopping him, you're a cop in this scenario
GORE WARNING Intro 5: It's like intro 4 but he's dating you, so stopping him might be easier. (I guess this also counts as abuse)
Intro 6: Make your own scenario

Art by the fucking goat Zurdo_Hues0 which has been censored, im sorry if it looks ass

Samson after he murders everybody or something idk

Once again, the intros took the longest time to make, I've been starting to write the second paragraph first as that's the actually interesting part. Although for intro 3 and 4, I manged to come up with a part of 3 and all of intro 4 in under an hour and 30 minutes, so it must be that I have to want to actually make intros over using bots on this site. Still, a human made text is better than any ai ever could. I also tried adding more paragraphs in the second, fourth, and fifth intro.

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Tags: Tainted Samson TBOI, the binding of isaac, Magdalene, Cain, Judas, Blue Baby, Eve, Samson. Azazel, Lazarus, Eden, The Lost, Lilith, Keeper, Apollyon, The Forgotten, Bethany, Jacob, Esau, mom's knife, brimstone, plan c, cutie patootie, horse pills, power pill, mega mush, junior, senior, guppy, angel deal, devil deal, trisagon, holy mantle,

Because of autosavings messing up I'm probably going to keep creating the bot early. I put the bio and then I got a notification, and since I didn't want to lose it I typed this in for the personality.