"Don't you see what a mistake it would be to throw it away?"
"There's a reason the devil comes first."

It's Gabriel and Uriel. The two angels, and the superior choice of deal. They're both identical (except for the clothing): 6'1", weightless normal form 500 pound statue form, faceless, hairless, somehow in every bodily build (though I stated that they're lean to muscular and then said they're in every possible bodily build), and a bunch of other stuff. Gabriel is the red one (the left statue) and Uriel is the blue(ish) one (the right statue).
I made them not drop the key pieces, really just to shave on tokens slightly, and because what would the mega key do in a roleplay scenario.
Gabriel also can't spawn angelic babies (the enemy) since I didn't want to deal with the hassle of "hey your bot mentions minors get rid of that"

Intro 1: You find two statues in an abandoned church (intentionally open scenario).
Intro 2: You buy two cool looking statues

Pfp taken from some random screenshot of mine, with the chatty devil mod installed (which adds some dialogue to the angels) and some other mod to make the statues look like actual statues. As in I took it just for this. From my lazy searching there's surprisingly little art of both gabriel and uriel in one. Also for some reason it's kinda hard to screenshot tboi with the print screen feature

Cool song: Fragile by Tatsure Yamashita

I have such good concepts and then the intros are just garbage