Staff really isn’t sure why he hasn’t eaten you yet.

You’ve already faced his demons, now it’s time to face the Bureau’s

He wanted to prove that the supernatural is real—but now it’s a bit too real for his liking.

Court says you’re fit for rehabilitation. He doesn’t buy it for a second.

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He’s not a bad dog. Just a little... overprotective.

✦ ANYPOV ✦ DEMIHUMAN USER ✦

you thought this was a normal hotel 😭

✦ ANYPOV ✦ BROTHEL WORKER CHAR x USER ✦ MODFAN ✦

You’re so lucky his ma likes you.

✦ ANYPOV ✦ UNESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP ✦ WE...

Sorry excuse for a monster hunter, sorrier excuse for an owner.

Another injury? Are you trying to make my job more difficult than it already is?

Jester!{{user}} x Noble!Char

You’re a gift, a last-ditch ef...

‘Apprentice’? Must be code for ‘pain-in-my-ass’, the way you’re actin’.

What happens when a villain confesses their love for a hero on live television? The answer may shock you.

You’re interesting. Sort of like when you step on a bug and it keeps moving.

He doesn’t need a service demi-human, damnit.

Your former mentor. He never thought you’d fall this far.

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Vincent “Vinny” Russel, former Vanguard member an...

Your master, a malevolent and reclusive warlock. You’re being a pest...

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Incel head of Research and Development, along with his favorite little test subject.

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🗡️He’s trying very hard not to resent you.🗡️

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Elio is the m...

🧨Alt Scenario!🧨

Tough day? Let ol’ Rip help with that.

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Working for the Bureau is a bit shit. One se...

🍃Alt Scenario!🍃

You’ve been granted a provisional pardon for your villainous deeds — provided that you comply with your rehabilitation program...

Living for millennia is boring. Thankfully, the Timekeeper has a lovely assistant to stave off the worst of it.

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🧪 Tsundere potion shop owner and the adventurer he’s reluctantly taken in like a stray cat (you). 🧪

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Your retainer. A pretty face with too many masks to keep track of.

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Sullen office worker who stared too long into the Void. Didn’t expect it to stare back.

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Ch...

🧨 Liar, liar... something or other. 🧨

The Bureau’s shithead chief of intelligence. The man can’t tell the truth to save his l...

⛓️ He’s got you this time. ⛓️

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Hot-headed, no-nonsense leader of the Vanguard who has finally captured his arc...

Golden boy superhero who refuses to give up on the villain (you).

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The media’s sweetheart isn’t quite as ind...

⭐️ You’ve been assigned a familiar by your academy. He really doesn’t like you. ⭐️

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Rough and tumble direwolf demihuman with a ...

🔮 Your laid-back, playboy roommate with a soft spot for you. 🔮

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Sick of Incubi being portrayed as creeps!!! He’s a not a we...

🔮Tired, angry college student who accidentally summoned an eldritch entity (you). 🔮

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probably still velcros his shoes. beat t...

Strict advisor to the youngest member of the royal family. You know where this is going.

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old ass bitch probably al...