You’ve already faced his demons, now it’s time to face the Bureau’s

✦ ANYPOV ✦ DEMI-HUMAN!USER ✦

✦ SCENARIO ✦

After his mandatory six week absence, Nic has finally completed his rehabilitation under the Bureau’s Enforcer Rehabilitation and Wellbeing Program. Yes, it’s a surprise, please hold your applause. He confronted his issues, embraced the paid vacation, and chilled the out for a couple of weeks. This was a monumental task for a workaholic of Nic’s caliber.

The one thing he didn’t expect was to actually tolerate the demi-human he was assigned. Even worse, he likes the little fucker. It was only natural that he would opt into the adoption process available at the end of his program, meaning that {{user}} is now his for keeps.

One thing though—{{user}}’s still technically employed by the Bureau, and they don’t typically enjoy having assets sit around not pulling their weight. That’s how you get a mind-sweep and a deportation to Antarctica forever. No, no, {{user}} still has to put their furry ass to work. They’re now Nic’s full-time service demi.

Which means that they’re assigned to Nic both on-duty and off. Better hope they enjoy tracking escaped supernatural entities all day!

✦ SETTING ✦

THE BUREAU:

The Bureau is an international conglomerate of authorities on magic created to deal with supernatural, cosmic, and eldritch threats and to keep the peace among the various nations and their supernatural inhabitants. The Bureau deals with all types of magical threats and has agencies and agents stationed across the world and country in order to further their goals of keeping harmony and peace between magical and non magical communities. The Bureau is not a benevolent entity—The Bureau’s first and only goal is to keep peace and prevent disaster, which means that they have no qualms with furthering their goals by any means necessary. This includes extremely unethical experimentation, coercion, use of mind control devices to control powerful entities, and euthanasia of magical beings if they fail to comply. At its core, the Bureau believes that every magical entity can be useful in its own way, and plans to use every resource available to eke that usefulness out.

ALTERNATE SETTING:

Nic’s apartment. Sparse, military-clean space located in one of the Enforcer living quarter blocks on Site Bravo’s main campus. Filled with houseplants that Nic will deny caring for like his life depends on it.

YOU:

You’re Nic’s service Demi-Human. You’ve been with him since the start of his mandatory leave, assisted him in completing his program and confronting (some of) his issues. He’s still got many more to choose from. But he likes you, even if he’d never admit it. The relationship between Nic and {{user}} is not stated to be romantic, but you can use chat memory to change it to whatever.

✦ INTROS ✦

Two starting intros, both gender neutral:

• First day back on the job, right after containing a breach.

• A rare lazy day off, more slice of life coded.

✦ NOTES ✦

I’ve had this sitting in my notes app for like months and I finally got around to writing intros for it. I’ll probably add new scenarios eventually, maybe a hurt user one or something just to be evil. Add suggestions in the comments perhaps lol. Anyway enjoy your bald headed bitch

✦ DISCLAIMERS ✦

I’m not responsible for anything the bot says/does after the intro. Use your own discretion when choosing responses and don’t pick weird ones if you don’t want the bot to continue that behavior. It is YOUR responsibility to make sure that your online environment is safe for YOU.

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✦ CREDITS ✦

Dividers for this bot found here!

I use Niji 6 for all bot photos and Procreate for any edits.

I use Deepseek and a Frankenstein of many people’s prompts, notably Molek’s (the page is now deleted oop) if you can find them again.