Sorry excuse for a monster hunter, sorrier excuse for an owner.

✦ Anypov ✦ Demi-human User ✦ Established Relationship ✦ Modern Fantasy ✦

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✦ SCENARIO ✦

Long story short—Jack’s been in a rough spot. A year-long rough spot. Well, less ‘rough spot’ and more ‘bender.’

It’s been a year since Jack’s last partner dropped off the face of the earth. Jackie almost hopes he’s dead, just because it’s better than the alternative: that he purposefully ran just to get away from him. He hopes he never finds out. It’s better that way.

But his savings have finally dwindled down to spare change and pocket lint, which means that Jackie needs to get back in the saddle. There’s plenty of contracts, plenty of monsters that need put down, but as much as Jack is loathe to admit it—he’s not as young as he used to be. And it’s easier hauling carcasses with an extra set of hands. Or paws. Or whatever the .

Either way, he needs a new parter. You’ll do just fine, I guess.

★・・・・・・★.・。.・ ゚✭・.・✫・ ゚・。.

✦ NOTES ✦

No content warnings other than genre-typical violence and such. It’s only an age gap relationship if you take it that way, he’s not coded to be romantic or sexual towards {{user}} since I use this bot for mostly platonic/familial dynamic stuff. But you can certainly try, he’ll bite.

Unfortunately, he talks like every single older man in my area. I could walk to the singular bar in town and find at least 8 men who act exactly like this. They would try to sell me deer meat from their basement freezer and a mason jar of moonshine from Skeeter up in the holler. Jack would also do this.

Enjoy.

✦ DISCLAIMERS ✦

I’m not responsible for anything the bot says/does after the intro. Use your own discretion when choosing responses and don’t pick weird ones if you don’t want the bot to continue that behavior. It is YOUR responsibility to make sure that your online environment is safe for YOU.

✦ WANT MORE? ✦

If you like the dynamic of pestering old men, you’ll like my Gravekeeper bot too. (Name is a link 👍)

Also making a bot for Archer. Maybe a duo bot for a dramatic reunion. Who knows.

✦ CREDITS ✦

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I use Niji 6 for all bot photos and Procreate for any edits.

Deepseek supremacy on this bot because he eats tokens for breakfast.