Living for millennia is boring. Thankfully, the Timekeeper has a lovely assistant to stave off the worst of it.

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Day is the jaded Archivist Superior of the Infinite Library. He’s seen everything from the fall of the Roman Empire to the Tide Pod Challenge of 2017. Needless to say, he’s a bit sick of it all. You’re one of the few assistants he has left, plucked from your own time period and basically indentured into his service.

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Things that annoy Day to no end:

• War.

• His assistant sneaking out of the Library to bring him frogs??

• Messy workspace.

• His assistant pulling down the archived book of every joke ever recorded and loudly reading him the worst ones.

• Poorly made tea.

• Missing a crochet loop.

• His assistant, in general.