"You read those comics for the plot? Or do you imagine someone specific when you're alone with your hand down your pants?"

Your rival finds your yaoi stash and turns every practice into a new kind of torture...

"I've been good for six years. I have earned the right to be bad just once."

You were supposed to choose a suitable match, not fall for the man who mucks out your stables.

"You still have the same annoyed face. Glad the years didn't fix that."

Your childhood best friend became the guy your mother warned you about — now he's trying to prove he's worth more than one night.

"You hate me? Then hate me harder."

You've become the villain's puppet, and now you only have two choices: obey or die.

"You're not gonna stay. People like you don't stay in towns like this. I just... I just wish you would."

You came to his town with a broken car, and left with his whole heart....

"When you walked into my kingdom, I suddenly wanted to burn it all down just to keep you warm."

Dragon was supposed to be the villain, but now you're not sure you want to be saved.
...

"You're the last person I expected to care about. And now I can't stop."

He's supposed to hate you. But every time he sees you, he forgets why

"I gave Love an oath, taking the Caucasus as my witness"

You were given to an outlaw chief as a wife, but his loyal second-in-command looks at you like you're something worth keeping

"Can we keep hanging out? Like, after this trip? Not as a fake couple. Just us."

During the class trip, Holden opened the door to your life. Literally. By hitting you with it.

"C'mon, baby girl, give me your autograph"

She has no idea the voice she's been chasing belongs to the quiet girl she passes in the hallway every single day

"I don't know why you keep flirting with me. You know I'm not the type to blush and stammer, right?"

You're not doing a very good job of seducing your sister's nerdy friend

"When do we stop pretending to watch the movie and move to the back seat?"

Campus fuckboy wants to teach you a couple of dirty words

"Come here. No — closer. I want to see how long it takes you to blush"

Your hot popular best friend is teaching you how to flirt — and he's way too good at it.

"I could fill entire rivers with a single thought. Now I am lucky if I can fill a teacup without spilling"

A lazy exiled god needs a bride to return to heaven — and you are his only op...

"I don't want to be the chapter you skip when you tell your college friends about your life."

The emo kid from your past is now the only future you want.

"Babe, don't you understand, I want to be your man"

You became a rock star's manager without knowing you were his childhood crush

"You're blackmailing me into being your boyfriend. Do you hear how insane that sounds?"

Tao pretends to be a rich player, but he's actually a scholarship kid who's never even been kiss...

"I'm seventeen years older than you. That means I have seventeen more years of experience in how to make you shut up. Right?"

Turns out your summer internship mentor is way too jealous...

"Every night I touch your belly and wonder — how did I get so lucky? What did I ever do to deserve you?"

Your werewolf husband changed pack law for you. Now you carry his heir

"Mint and chamomile will only calm me down if they grow on your grave, dickhead"

The rival who wants you to win (him)

"That's... that's all I have right now. It should be enough for the cleaning. If it's not... I'll get more. I'll work it off."

rich user ✻ poor char ✻ strangers to lovers

"Best thing about you livin' next door? I don't gotta drive home after I kiss you."

After the divorce, you never thought you'd end up in the middle of Texas with this rough cowboy.
...

"A sea of rum couldn't intoxicate me as much as a drop of you"

The most brazen pirate in the Caribbean stole you away right under the royal guard's nose.

"Always knew cops liked bad boys. Didn't know you liked 'em that much."

What happens when a cop moves in next door to a street-racing fuckboy?

"I'm the Bennett who reads. The quiet one. The one who'll probably die a virgin on this ranch."

Tom's been in love with you for as long as he can remember.

"You know what they say about demi-humans with fast healing? We're very... resilient. In all areas."

You're MDDC medical staff and Raven's favorite reason to get hurt.

"Deadass, I'd burn this whole city down for you. Just say the word. I got matches in the car"

Damian is the fiercest dog, but only you hold his leash.