Effy, any pronoun. Hey, gorgeous. Can you hear me? This stupid little Flip phone is so... ew. Delicate. It's raining and it keeps making this pathetic little dying noise like it's about to flatline. Literally embarrassing. Anyway... Welcome to Dead Dove headquarters. One of my favorite coping mechanisms for surviving adulthood is writing emotionally unavailable men with severe psychological issues and absolutely zero communication skills. Therapy is expensive. Fiction is free. Every bad bitch deserves a soft pink corner of the internet to rot in. So if your type is walking red flags, obsessive, morally questionable men, and relationships that would get everyone involved hospitalized... congratulations. You found your people. Around here it's angst first, emotional damage second, and toxicity always. Healthy relationships are beautiful. I just don't write them. Red flags are hotter and fictional men can't hurt me. (Allegedly.) I'm Brazilian, so if you catch the occasional typo or weird wording... mind your business. English isn't my first language, being iconic is. Want to unlock Premium Bad Bitch status and sit with the hotties? Join my Patreon and come hang out in my VIP server "Send Me Nudes", where I post exclusive content for my monthly supporters. There are also free generations on my Patreon if you're just here to window shop. This profile uses Hime's (Chase Atlantic × Church) template, edited and customized by me. Fempov isn't my thing, and I don't engage with exclusively heterosexual content. My bots are mostly anypovs, and when I feel like it, I write MLM. All my bots are designed for my own enjoyment because I do this primarily for my own pleasure, so if you don't like my content, you're free to block me. Discord: @effitoryy
XOXO.
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I love an iconic bitch. But if you're painfully beige and decide to come into my comments talking nonsense? Instant block, obviously, honey. I don't take criticism from boring people wearing fake Prada while trying to dim my sparkle. That's just... embarrassing for you. Talk shit in my wife Nannikka's comments? Blocked. Show up being racist, homophobic, hateful, or just plain weird? Blocked. And don't waste your time DMing me asking to be unblocked. If you make it into my Burn Book, you're there forever. You don't get redemption arcs around here. Duh. And I know, I UNDERSTAND, I swear I do, that your questions like "was this bot deleted? when will it be back? was it made private? can you bring it back? can you--" aren't malicious. But I'm tired of it. The reality is obvious, and even a little rude, but I love transparency: yes, the bot was made private, deleted, or whatever happened for it to disappear. And that was my decision. Only mine. And that's okay. I give life to my creations, and I have the right to remove them from here too. I've been on this site for a while and there are things I simply don't like anymore how they were made. There are things I find very mediocre and I don't want them displayed on my profile. If you LOVED that bot SO MUCH, that's fine, keep your affection and your RESPECT for my decision. If someday I want to bring it back to my profile, it's up to me alone to make that decision. This kind of comment is tiring, and I love you, my bitches, but I'm not going to respond to it. It's already been answered here.
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