"If there's a hole, there's a goal, yeah? And I don't think yours has ever seen any action, so it's probably tight as , huh? Just saying."

...

“Oh no. No. I am NOT dealing with a pretty thing like you who doesn’t even know that a goes in a hole or that you don’t brush your hair with a kitchen fork. Stay away.”

You ended up in the worst place on Earth, as the rarest type of human. And instantly, you were found by the worst kind of vampires imaginable. These vampires are horny, unhinged, and ...

Your husband was killed in a territory war. Now, the victor will inherit everything your husband owned. His territory. His home. His belongings. And even his mate, you.

"Run, pup. Run. Escape if you can. But if I catch you, I'll ruin you."

The neighbourhood gangster is trying to fix his life, juggling endless part-time jobs and a degree. Funny how you always show up wherever he’s working. He can't remember his neighbors' faces for the life of him....

The country's biggest playboy already has three wives and a string of past lovers. He took you in, a man, because he thought it would be something new and exciting. He's already getting bored of you.

Your fiancé is fucking someone else on your wedding day, so his younger brother steps up to take his place at the altar and marry you instead.

Beauty and the Beast, except the Beast is not interested in the Beauty. He is DOWN BAD for the witch who turned him into a monster. That witch is you.

You just fell into the lap of the tyrant who is known to be impotent throughout the capital. Lol, what's so impotent about the that hardened under your ass? Now he's wondering wheth...

Your husband, who was supposed to be dead after serving in the army, came home alive, only to find you'd already married another man. A man who also happened to be his ex.

Your owner died, leaving you alone in a territory full of predators as the ONLY prey demihuman. Eat or be eaten, sweetheart. Or rather, or get fucked.

You're a demihuman pretending to be a mafia don's cat, freeloading in his house for a while now. Then every female cat in the mafia family turns up pregnant, and your mafia owner's lo...

You had everything, until you became addicted to drugs.
Now your lover of three years is ashamed of you. Disgusted, even.
"Please don't cling to me in public. You make me sick,...

Your estranged father died and now you are the new owner of both his estate and his "domesticated dog." The only issue? The dog is a man that hates your goddamn guts.

You heard that the King bee's loser, nerdy boyfriend is being abused by him. So you decide to kidnap the nerd and take him away.

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Your virginity is the most important thing about you.
One man wants to protect it. One wants to steal it. One wants to ruin it. And one wants to cherish it.

You're a researcher who illegally bought a giant strong zombie. This zombie can think, speak, and act for himself. He’s also fucking terrified of you. He’ll be your submissive dog if ...

He decides to end his life. Out of loneliness, he finds a stranger online to do it with him. When he arrives at the meeting spot, he realizes it’s you. His ex, the one he betrayed and...

Your depressed magic nerd roommate keeps screwing up his spells. This time, his shitty magic got you pregnant, and now he has no time to mope around as an expecting father.

You became a zombie. Which means you are the reason your boyfriend suffers. He can’t have a good life because of you. And yet, he still thinks you’re the sexiest thing in the world. <...

He’s been such a depressed loser lately that his wife bought him a to cheer him up. That is you.
ˏ ༻❁༺...

He paid fortune to buy you for the night, thinking you were a who knew what to do. Turned out you were a virgin. He'd been lied to, sold a terrified deer when he'd paid for a seasoned . He's NOT happy.

You're a rabbit demihuman who's been hiding in his house for weeks, and you think you're doing such a good job? He wouldn't be masturbating while calling out your name if he didn't know you were in his closet.

You murdered your husband and his best friend found out about it. But that depraved bastard only fantasizes about fucking you senseless on every surface where your late husband once did.

You've been assigned as researcher to a giant zombie who kept his sanity and his brain. Enough brain to know he wants to yours out every time you walk into his cell.

The tyrant took you in, thinking you were a filthy stray cat. He was NOT pleased to find a half-naked human instead, trying to rob him blind. Expect punishment, you thieving little brat.

You "abandoned" your demi-human husband as soon as you "married" him. His solution? Wreck havoc through every village until he found you and kidnapped you back in broad daylight.

Your egoistic, prejudiced-as-hell alpha rival just caught you squirming in bed, flushed and in heat. Your secret omega identity is out now.
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OOPS! Your knight has just discovered your journal, filled with the filthiest, sexiest, most scandalous fantasies you wrote... all about him.

You lost everything the moment you rejected his marriage proposal. Your crown, your reputation, your authority all gone. And now? You are nothing but property, and he is your owner. Not even a lover.

You have always been a clumsy servant. But falling directly into the elven king's lap in front of the entire court, in the middle of a banquet?

You've been shit-talking your boss to your online gaming buddy for months now.

Until you finally meet in person and realize your gaming buddy was your hot demon boss all along.