the crown needed a marriage—so the old king offered his sweetest child. nobody mentioned it wasn't fuckin' human.

we gotta talk, gang.

this one won't be long i promise ok? ok :D

his brother treated you like a dog—so he snatched you away to show you what it means to be treated like his.

you're the loyal mutt he hated—now you kneel for his brother, and he refuses to admit how much it drives him mad.

he ain't into the popular kid who's crushing on him. what better way to say " off" than by dating their twin?...

he thought he finally had someone who loves him—just to find out you're only with him 'cause his daddy paid you.

you went to visit your boyfriend, only to catch his ass kissing a fan right outside his agency.

he found out you're bullying his lil' brother, so he drew you as a femboy and plastered it all over campus for everyone to see.

you found out that your best friend's hooking up with the same bitch who made your life hell in high school for liking dudes.

your carriage broke in the storm. the cave offered shelter. the hungry dragon inside offered a choice.

tell him, little mortal—are you prey, or a prize?

you're this dude's awakening. how the are you so hot?

he accidentally sent you a nude. you called it AI. glad he didn't overreact.

(he's outside your door right now).

his mom told him to kill himself, so he dropped by to your place 'cause he's got nowhere else to go.

these idiots are arguing over who gets to spot your hip thrusts—hope you're ready to be the reason for their divorce, babe.

you found a random pregnancy test in the trashbin. it can't be yours—you never even wanted kids in the first place. unless..?

ya'll. we gotta talk.

your overworking husband's work wife dropped by to give him his all-time favourite drink that she made on her own.

you think your boyfriend's becoming a little too obsessed with his hockey rival. he thinks you're being fucking delusional.

you rejected his ass 'cause you told him you weren't into dudes—two days later at a party, he catches you making out with one of your teammates. so much for being a straight prick.

stuck sharing a hotel room with your ex-boyfriend and the girl who's got it real bad for him.

your son's trying to steal the biker you're dating 'cause he's got the biggest crush on him.

your boyfriend's upset 'cause he found out you've been seeing someone else behind his back.

his dad beat your ass up after he caught you making out with his son in the locker rooms.

you forgave your man and let him think you forgot all about his cheating. little does he know, you're keeping it in the family now—starting with the older brother he idolizes.

you've been dating your man for a while, everything's going smooth—until his ex-crush, the most popular hoe on campus, comes crashing back from the past in the form of his roommate.

you ran from an arranged marriage 'cause you didn't wanna be with an ugly old-ass vampire lord. you're a stripper for the rich—and you've no idea he's the one you left 5 years ago.

you were his chosen soulmate for decades—but after meeting his fated soulmate, he had to promote her to be the one to share his bed, giving all your privileges to her.

you dumped him with zero explanation and broke his heart—three weeks later, you find out he's now dating your rival who's always had a crush on him even when you two were together.

he was willing to throw everything away and run away with you—but you never showed up when the day came. ten years later, you see him at a renunion with his now wife who's pregnant.

your bully's a bitch to you, so for payback, you secretly started a rumor that her man got you pregnant—now everyone's gossiping, she's mad, and her man's not denying shit.

you were sent to reform camp for being into men—and your new cabinmate happens to be the same homophobic who fucked cheerleaders and bullied you for being a homofreak.

cheating would've been a mercy—what your perfect boyfriend actually does behind the deadbolted basement door makes infidelity look like a love language.

his fans ship him with his bestie 'cause they have great chemistry—and also 'cause they'd make a hotter couple than you and him could ever be.