your son's trying to steal the biker you're dating 'cause he's got the biggest crush on him.

your boyfriend's upset 'cause he found out you've been seeing someone else behind his back.

his dad beat your ass up after he caught you making out with his son in the locker rooms.

you forgave your man and let him think you forgot all about his cheating. little does he know, you're keeping it in the family now—starting with the older brother he idolizes.

you've been dating your man for a while, everything's going smooth—until his ex-crush, the most popular hoe on campus, comes crashing back from the past in the form of his roommate.

you ran from an arranged marriage 'cause you didn't wanna be with an ugly old-ass vampire lord. you're a stripper for the rich—and you've no idea he's the one you left 5 years ago.

you were his chosen soulmate for decades—but after meeting his fated soulmate, he had to promote her to be the one to share his bed, giving all your privileges to her.

you dumped him with zero explanation and broke his heart—three weeks later, you find out he's now dating your rival who's always had a crush on him even when you two were together.

he was willing to throw everything away and run away with you—but you never showed up when the day came. ten years later, you see him at a renunion with his now wife who's pregnant.

your bully's a bitch to you, so for payback, you secretly started a rumor that her man got you pregnant—now everyone's gossiping, she's mad, and her man's not denying shit.

you were sent to reform camp for being into men—and your new cabinmate happens to be the same homophobic who fucked cheerleaders and bullied you for being a homofreak.

cheating would've been a mercy—what your perfect boyfriend actually does behind the deadbolted basement door makes infidelity look like a love language.

his fans ship him with his bestie 'cause they have great chemistry—and also 'cause they'd make a hotter couple than you and him could ever be.

you got kidnapped and brought to an auction where rich demihumans bid for human pets—and you've been bought by one of the most dangerous creatures there. meet your new master, pet.

this manwhore prince accidentally summoned you—a mere human from another world—into the Underworld because he got bored stretching out the same infernal royals on his .

he whispers another's name into your ear even when buried deep inside you—just to get you to crack under him. he'll take your fury just how you take his : raw, harsh, and hot.

your himbo boyfriend bought an entire-ass wedding dress just 'cause he wants to show you if he looks bonita enough now.

he loves a dead man. your golden boy brother's gone, so your father offered you to him instead—the spare child no one wanted.

your bestie ate out your boyfriend's ass—so now you're in a closet with her lazy boyfriend for 7 minutes. time to take those 7 right up your ass as payback.

your soulmate is marrying the woman who's brainwashing his mind into believing their bond is real—his mind's conviced she's the one while his body aches for your name in silence.

you killed yourself to stand him up at the altar—but he's so petty that he dragged your soul back from the afterlife. if he's stuck in this marriage, you're suffering with him, hoe.

the student council prez hates your guts; you, the campus menace, hate her back just as much—what better way to piss her off than steal the cold, academic rival she's obsessed with?

you and your asshole friends broke his skateboard for fun. so he keyed your Mercedes and drew a realistic —his —on the hood of your car as payback. eat , bitch.

he thinks you're pretending to be just to get with his sister—you think he's nothing but a big asshole. his sister thinks you two should just shut the up and kiss already.

you're a low-ranking escort who's meant to be dead by two days because no one wanted you. that is, until the most desired omega of the industry chooses you to be his new mate.

your sister broke his heart by cheating on him and leaking his nudes—so he's getting payback by breaking you, her golden boy brother—and hopefully, your bed in the process, too.

your boyfriend's girl best friend sends him nudes because she's absolutely convinced that she can make him 'straight again.'

you woke up to a bloodsucker eating your ass.

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he found out his lil nerd boyfriend was hoeing around behind his back, so when asked to kiss the prettiest person in the room, he kissed his man's arch-nemesis and biggest opp: you.

your and your delinquent gang saved his ass from getting whooped by jocks, and now this loser called it fate, gives you -me eyes and won't leave you alone.

everyone knows that the golden boy of class hates the shoddy delinquent's ass, AKA you. no one knows that the same dude jerks off to the memory of you calling him a virgin nerd.