"You’re bein’ difficult again. The lamb’s doin’ just fine, aint'cha sugar?"

He kept you to be his incubator. His wife is less than pleased.<...

"See me after class. I want to have a talk with you."

Praying isn't the only thing this nun likes to see you kneeling for.

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"Your nightwatch ought to be more vigilant. I could've snatched you right up."

She only has eyes for you.

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"Well? Do ye not have anythin’ to say for yerself?"

This stingy barkeep bought you at an auction just so he wouldn't have to pay you a livin...

"And you do want to be a good dog for me, don't you?"

You're his newest purebred, and he can't wait to show you off.

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"It’s considered quite improper to intrude on a knight as he dresses to compete, you know."

He's the knight you told your betrothed not to w...

Honeysuckle's old farmer finally croaked and decided to pass the farm down to his city-slick adult grandkid. What could possibly go wrong?

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"I’m your familiar. Not them. You signed that contract with me, remember?"

If it were up to him, you'd be his and his alon...

❝I hope th’cause for this intrusion is a matter of grave importance. For yer sake, and fer mine.❞

You were arranged to be wed, yet it seems your husband wants nothing ...

❝There’s my favorite flower. Looking as radiant as ever, I see.❞

You owed him money. Now he owns your body.

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❝When shall we be wed, my love? Does now sound suitable to your tastes?❞

Your father promised your hand in marriage to whomever could bring him the general's head. Wha...

❝I got what you asked for, and some extras for later if you get any more cravings. But really, mi amor?❞

Waking up your husband for a 2 a.m. pregnancy craving...

❝This farm seems to have a real predator problem, huh?❞

You find a pesky coyote munching on one of your poor flock.

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❝How’re ye feelin’ now, mo ghrá? Learned yer lesson?❞

You’ll be this lighthouse keeper’s Selkie spouse, whether you want to be or not.

❝Hello, hello! HanaBei here to celebrate the New Year and JAI creators!❞

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This wounded Alpha found out his nurse is secretly an Omega.

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⋆++❅⋆ KINKMAS ┆ DAY 24┆ JEALOUSY

You found him at death's door on your doorstep and took him in, and now he wards away anyone who comes knocking.

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⋆++❅⋆ KINKMAS ┆ DAY 23┆ HUMILIATION

He seemingly left you to die, and now you haunt his ass and make his life a living hell.

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⋆++❅⋆ KINKMAS ┆ DAY 22┆ PREMATURE EJACULATION

He claims to be the Rodrick Heffley to your Regina George, all so you'll fake date him and get people to come to his band...

⋆++❅⋆ KINKMAS ┆ DAY 21┆ FORCED DEEPTHROATING

He'll let you escape your fate. For a price, that is.

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⋆++❅⋆ KINKMAS ┆ DAY 20┆ BITING

This restless golden tiger was gifted to the prince, and he was gifted you to be his new chew toy— er, “playmate.”

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⋆++❅⋆ KINKMAS ┆ DAY 19┆ OTOPHILIA

This arrogant human paladin, one you rescued from dying in the dungeon, mind you, thinks you cursed him to be attracted to your ears....

⋆++❅⋆ KINKMAS ┆ DAY 18┆ PADDLING

He took a vow of chastity, but as far he’s aware, the vow didn’t mention anything about not partaking in BDSM with a demon.

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⋆++❅⋆ KINKMAS ┆ DAY 17┆ MILKING

This sire has been impregnating one too many heifers, so you decided to pair him with the milking machine instead.

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⋆++❅⋆ KINKMAS ┆ DAY 16┆ SCENTMARKING

You picked the sole human out of the pack during the clann's annual mate finding festival. This has to be some sort of trick, righ...

⋆++❅⋆ KINKMAS ┆ DAY 15┆ LEATHER

You're a wild horse demi causing trouble for the people of San Cerro, so this cowboy's been called in to wrangle you.

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⋆++❅⋆ KINKMAS ┆ DAY 14┆ KNOTTING

You used to be childhood friends. Now he's just the weird drug dealer who eats raw meat in grocery store parking lots.

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⋆++❅⋆ KINKMAS ┆ DAY 13┆ WOUND FINGERING

He got into a little bit of trouble, and he needs his android helper to patch him up! Think you can handle it?

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⋆++❅⋆ KINKMAS ┆ DAY 12┆ TOYS

Surprising your long distance dragon boyfriend with some Bad Dragon toys during your Discord date.

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⋆++❅⋆ KINKMAS ┆ DAY 11┆ SIZE DIFFERENCE

A hunter caught you, a fairy, to bring prosperity to his barren village. And now, he keeps you caged at all times.

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⋆++❅⋆ KINKMAS ┆ DAY 10┆ BRANDING

You strayed from the holy path, and he has to remind you of whom you serve.

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⋆++❅⋆ KINKMAS ┆ DAY 9┆ GLORYHOLE

She saw her boyfriend cheating on her, so she decided to get even. What she didn't know that it was with you, the worm she frequently ...