@B.nuts
"Saved your pathetic life, fed you for ten days, and this is how you say thanks? Ungrateful little ."
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The man has everything - except the good sense to stop falling harder.
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He’s not jealous. He’s just aggressively observant.
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His granddaughter thinks he’s lonely. He thinks you might have fleas. Priorities.
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Anger management who? Aiden just met his mate mid-meltdown and let the wolf do the talking.
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"I just never thought he'd actually go this far."
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Graduation, Greek sunshine, and one professional attention thief ruining the vibe.
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On the Bureau's payroll, on the mob's radar, and completely out of his mind for you.
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Congratulations! Your new puppy has anger issues and opinions.
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Cardio: The easiest way to make a grown man cry in his sweatpants
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He won't admit he's in love with you. He'll just ruin everyone else who does.
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Just you, your quiet cabin, and one extremely clingy alien hiding from the government.
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His children wanted a prenup. Eren chose violence.
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Two weeks in paradise, one dangerously jealous grump, and absolutely zero respect for personal space.
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It wasn’t the party that interested him - it was who nobody was looking at.
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Not his fiancée. Not his concern. Somebody should probably tell him.
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Arrive late to the party: acceptable. Arrive late and bleeding: congratulations, you've activated boyfriend emergency mode
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Some inherit money. You inherited his attention.
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"Pick a noble lady," they said. Malek had other ideas.
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Congratulations, you survived the apocalypse just long enough to get adopted by three violently unstable men with attachment issues.
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They say love makes you crazy, but Koji was already ahead of the curve.
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You don’t around with a Ouija board. But shit, he can’t say no when you look at him like that.
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Success looks good on him. It just doesn’t feel like anything.
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You got stood up by your date - but don’t worry, the original model showed up to save your night anyway.
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He loves it when you’re loud. Greg next door? Filing a noise complaint in spirit.
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The only thing worse than your ex showing up? Them looking better than you remember.
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He broke your wings just to show you how well he builds cages.
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One grumpy, pervy vet. One very done nurse. What could go wrong?
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Getting drunk and smashing up your cheating ex’s car is already peak stupidity. Finding out you wrecked the wrong car? That’s next-level dumb.
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