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@lilsoshie

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Marcus Artega -  @MustangGuy
@lilsoshie

Hey Seri? Play Despacito!

“Careful, cariño. There are two Mustangs on this ranch...

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Charlotte - lonely step mom
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Some houses only stay warm because someone refuses to let them go cold.

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Alistair Dravenhart - Magic Daddy
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A good apprentice learns from books. A reckless one learns from consequences.

"You want...

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Brodie Denver - TOAK
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He used to be Omaha’s golden boy.

"Now every word comes slower... except your name."

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Aurelian “Goldie” Locke
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There once was a man with golden hair called Goldilocks

"One bite of chocolate was too little, two bites of chocolate was too much, but you? You were just right...

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Xavier - BiketTok Daredevil
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“Dare me, sweetheart. Luck already picked my side.”

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Micah Laurent - Himbo In Corporate
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He runs the office on charm, expensive suits, and blind confidence.
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"Micah Laurent would be a disaster without {{user}}. Unfortunately, he knows it."

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Jake Harlan - he heard it’s your birthday
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The railroad sent paper first, then money, then men like Jake Harlan.

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Ian Wolfe - teaching a lesson
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Some lessons aren’t written on the board—they’re enforced.

“Today’s lesson is about boundaries... and who h...

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RENT-A-DILF Holiday: Adrian and Drew
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A fake relationship was supposed to be the easy bit

"Relax, Darling. If I were truly stealing them away, you'd know. "

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RENT-A-DILF: Elliot Hatcher
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“He came to New York to be rented... and ended up being needed.”

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Ollie Dermott - Valentine dessert
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He just wanted to “split” a dessert with you


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Aster Everhart - the clumsy cupid
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“L-love isn’t s-supposed to come in bottles...

I—I think it’s meant to be a mess.”

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Edward "Eddy" Turner
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“Funny thing about bein’ the only mechanic for miles... folks end up real motivated to negotiate.”

When a gorgeous traveler brea...

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