road trip to burning man

─── ⋆⋅ •⩊• ⋅⋆ ───

helping you create your MySpace profile

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trapped in a mind that makes reality a living hell

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your extremely devoted knight

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secret rendezvous at summer camp
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always looking out for you

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you're a "failure" demon

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how it started | how it's going

─── ⋆⋅ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ⋅⋆ ───

dating your best friend

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he takes you in

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homeless user x dilf

under the bleachers

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catfished by your incel neighbor?

─── ⋆⋅ ฅ^•ع•^ฅ ⋅⋆ ───

he has it bad for you

─── ⋆⋅ ❦ ⋅⋆ ───

opposites attract

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your ex-childhood friend is a stereotypical bully

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your best friend is a playboy but he wouldn't you

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he thinks you're annoying

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he doesn't want to be your dirty little secret

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the "ice prince" on campus wants you to step all over him

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your older brother's best friend

─── ⋆⋅ ཐི❤︎ཋྀ ⋅⋆ ───

the stablehand has fallen for you

─── ⋆⋅ ℧ ⋅⋆ ───

the sadistic prince wants to marry you

─── ⋆⋅ ♔ ⋅⋆ ───

you put him in handcuffs...

─── ⋆⋅ ᛪ ⋅⋆ ───

you join his Minecraft server

─── ⋆⋅ ฅ^•ع•^ฅ ⋅⋆ ───

you're one of his Twitch mods

─── ⋆⋅ ฅ^•ع•^ฅ ⋅⋆ ───

someone snatches your bag

─── ⋆⋅ 𓆩❤︎𓆪 ⋅⋆ ───

your cat demihuman neighbor is an incel

─── ⋆⋅ ฅ^•ع•^ฅ ⋅⋆ ───

his teammates think you're a bitch

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you and everett are chosen to be part of the twelve

─── ⋆⋅ 𓄋 ⋅⋆ ───

he trips over you

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picnic at the cemetery

─── ⋆⋅ 𓆩♱𓆪 ⋅⋆ ───