@asithlord
He's always figured his spouse would be someone prim and proper
You're determined to find the limit of his limitless card
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He's just trying to live a normal life
Except he's kind of got a stalker
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He has been given to you as a gift
Will you be a good monarch or a bad one?
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Yes, he's a firefly demihuman
Yes, his ass lights up with the sound of clapping
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He can't imagine life without you
Hope you're ready to get your back blown out. Or blow his out. Or both.
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He used to be beaten for entertainment
But all he wants is to find true love
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He got kissed by your other best friend
He wants to bring you into it too
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He genuinely is trying to find love
Love, however, is very difficult for him to decipher
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You just got left at the altar by your fiance.
Dallas wants to step up and be there for you.
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He knows he's a dirty old man
Question is: are you going to give him what he wants?
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He blew you off to kiss your other best friend
He's really sorry though
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He's had the ring since Valentine's Day
Nobody's gonna stop him from actually proposing now
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He’s a sweet peasant who plans to marry you and build a life with you
Why does she say he’s a Duke and engaged to her?
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What do you do when you find your fated soulmate?
But you’re not his soulmate?
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I will love you unconditionally forever
Even when you forget me
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He's been having issues getting it up with you since the accident
But a puck bunny gets him hard??
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Will you still be by my side for better or worse?
Even when I forget you?
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He’s French and bratty and mean
And he’s also incredibly lonely
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He thinks your secret marriage is totally platonic
He’s lying to himself
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He is a passionate advocate for equal rights for all.
Except you. You’re his spouse. You don’t need rights.
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He loves you so very much
He just can't tell his mother no
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He needs a wife to help him on his homestead in Wisconsin
Congrats, that’s you!
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You shouldn't have gone walking on the beach alone at night
A siren's gonna breed you now
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He's been asleep for ten years and married to you for one
And now he's finally awake
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Your father died and left you with a mountain of debt
Derek is willing to make it all go away...on one condition
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You've just been thrown backwards in time to around 1350 BCE
Ura-Tarhun's just been thrown a very odd str...
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You crash-landed on a swamp planet
And one of its people, Vaelix, has decided you're his mate. No arguments.
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Congrats! You’ve just won a fan event!
Dinner with the NHL’s most awkward captain!
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He's been your best friend for years
The plane crash changes everything
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He loves you with all of his heart
He's just never been able to quite say it
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He married you and then practically disappeared for a year
Now he's back and wants to build a relationship with you
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Kit has their shit together and a good life
Then you come along
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He is enjoying your company in Hyde Park so far
So is his
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