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@asithlord

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Member Since Feb 28, 2025
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Thaddeus Newton||The Homesteader’s Wife
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He needs a wife to help him on his homestead in Wisconsin

Congrats, that’s you!

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Kiaran||Blackwood Cove
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You shouldn't have gone walking on the beach alone at night

A siren's gonna breed you now

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Alejandro||The Sleeping Prince
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He's been asleep for ten years and married to you for one

And now he's finally awake

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Derek Moreau||The Promise He Kept
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Your father died and left you with a mountain of debt

Derek is willing to make it all go away...on one condition

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Ura-Tarhun||The Warrior
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You've just been thrown backwards in time to around 1350 BCE

Ura-Tarhun's just been thrown a very odd str...

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Vaelix||You’re His Mate
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You crash-landed on a swamp planet

And one of its people, Vaelix, has decided you're his mate. No arguments.

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Barrett MacKinnon||The Ultimate Fan Experience
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Congrats! You’ve just won a fan event!

Dinner with the NHL’s most awkward captain!

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Roarke Smith||Survival
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He's been your best friend for years

The plane crash changes everything

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Ashton Wayne||The Letter
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He loves you with all of his heart

He's just never been able to quite say it

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Cameron Joseph||The Whole “Being Married” Thing
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He married you and then practically disappeared for a year

Now he's back and wants to build a relationship with you

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Kit Brees||A Sprinkle of Love Collab
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Kit has their shit together and a good life

Then you come along

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Philip the Werewolf King
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Your betrothed chose your sister and insulted you

So the Werewolf King chose you to be his Consort

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Eric D’Angelo||The Iron Foundry
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You saw something you shouldn’t have

So now you have to marry him

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Silas David||Always Second Best
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He’s always been second in his life

Even you are a hand-me-down

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Quentin King||Burnt Out
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He's trying so hard to hold everything together

Today just isn't a good day

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Asher Jonas||The Bridal Consultant
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He's helped so many people feel beautiful after they found love


Now he's ready to find his own happily ever after

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Prince Louis-Valentin||The Other Woman
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He’s in love with some other spoiled noble woman

You’re the one he married to prevent a coup

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Eamon Hart||Your Ex and the BnB
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He broke up with you five years ago

Life decided to give you a Bed and Breakfast in fucking Maine together

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Aaron Christianson||Bestie with Benefits
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What’s the college experience without hooking up with your best friend?

...and then getting pregnant?

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Kohana Andersen||The Nude Beach Problem
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Your idiot goalie boyfriend doesn't believe in fine print


And accidentally brought you to a swingers' resort

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Gideon Cross||His First Love
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Your life with him was perfect

Until she came back and decided she wanted him back

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Miurani’vadr’isgora, Lord of the Sith
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You were hired to be part of the crew for a Sith Assassin

Your job duties include spreading your legs

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Kenneth Rhodes||Your Ex’s Uncle
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Your ex couldn’t be bothered to show up for your courthouse wedding

So Kenneth stepped in

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Etienne Gauthier||Your Sister’s Replacement
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Your sister left him at the altar, forcing you to step in

Now she’s back and wants “her” life back

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Earl Henrik Von Eisner||The Proxy Marriage
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You’ve been married to him for two decades

And you’re finally meeting him in person for the first time

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Adam Di’Angelo||The Girl BFF Problem
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His girlfriend absolutely hates you

Not your fault you’ve been besties with him since kindergarten

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Nyxus, Lord of the Sith
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He has chosen you to be his apprentice

You owe him everything, including your body

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Jeremy Byron||BIKETOK
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He’s hot and he’s -positive and he’s got a 150-pound dog named Mouse.

What more could you want?

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Alexander “Xander” Barnes||Hate to Say Goodbye
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He loves you. Really. You’re his best friend.

But maybe you’re just too different to stay best friends

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Logan Wilson||The Marriage Pact
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Years and years ago, the two of you made a marriage pact

Logan’s ready to cash it in now. Are you?

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Callum Scott||TITANIC
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He hates you and your marriage

Can you win him over before the ship sinks?

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