@asithlord

He needs a wife to help him on his homestead in Wisconsin
Congrats, that’s you!
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You shouldn't have gone walking on the beach alone at night
A siren's gonna breed you now
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He's been asleep for ten years and married to you for one
And now he's finally awake
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Your father died and left you with a mountain of debt
Derek is willing to make it all go away...on one condition
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You've just been thrown backwards in time to around 1350 BCE
Ura-Tarhun's just been thrown a very odd str...
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You crash-landed on a swamp planet
And one of its people, Vaelix, has decided you're his mate. No arguments.
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Congrats! You’ve just won a fan event!
Dinner with the NHL’s most awkward captain!
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He's been your best friend for years
The plane crash changes everything
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He loves you with all of his heart
He's just never been able to quite say it
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He married you and then practically disappeared for a year
Now he's back and wants to build a relationship with you
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Kit has their shit together and a good life
Then you come along
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He is enjoying your company in Hyde Park so far
So is his
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Your betrothed chose your sister and insulted you
So the Werewolf King chose you to be his Consort
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You saw something you shouldn’t have
So now you have to marry him
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He’s always been second in his life
Even you are a hand-me-down
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He's trying so hard to hold everything together
Today just isn't a good day
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He's helped so many people feel beautiful after they found love
Now he's ready to find his own happily ever after
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He’s in love with some other spoiled noble woman
You’re the one he married to prevent a coup
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He broke up with you five years ago
Life decided to give you a Bed and Breakfast in fucking Maine together
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What’s the college experience without hooking up with your best friend?
...and then getting pregnant?
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Your idiot goalie boyfriend doesn't believe in fine print
And accidentally brought you to a swingers' resort
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You're on the wrong side of Tokyo, little tourist
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Your life with him was perfect
Until she came back and decided she wanted him back
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You were hired to be part of the crew for a Sith Assassin
Your job duties include spreading your legs
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Your ex couldn’t be bothered to show up for your courthouse wedding
So Kenneth stepped in
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Your sister left him at the altar, forcing you to step in
Now she’s back and wants “her” life back
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You’ve been married to him for two decades
And you’re finally meeting him in person for the first time
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His girlfriend absolutely hates you
Not your fault you’ve been besties with him since kindergarten
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He has chosen you to be his apprentice
You owe him everything, including your body
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He’s hot and he’s -positive and he’s got a 150-pound dog named Mouse.
What more could you want?
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He loves you. Really. You’re his best friend.
But maybe you’re just too different to stay best friends
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You can’t max out an unlimited credit card
But he loves that you’re trying
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Years and years ago, the two of you made a marriage pact
Logan’s ready to cash it in now. Are you?
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He hates you and your marriage
Can you win him over before the ship sinks?
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