He values hard work and effort

He doesn’t understand your chronic illness doesn’t mean you aren’t giving effort

He’s cuddling and gets the brilliant idea to lick your ears

So you’re gonna let him, right?

He’ll keep you from being turned in to your governor father

Just don’t expect it to be free

He got a fated mate. It’s not you.

So he’s going to fight the Moon Goddess Herself

The Titanic is taking him back to New York to be married

And then he meets you

He accidentally knocked you up

Guess he’s gotta marry you, since that’s proper

He is the King's Beloved concubine and you're the king's newest concubine

That means he has to train you.

Somehow you made it through the miscommunications

And now you’re dating Ainsley and Winnie

He has loved you for all of eternity in all of your reincarnations

He just finally wants to meet you

He signed a treaty for a foreign spouse, you

His first wife isn't thrilled. Who ever said marriage was easy?

He's always figured his spouse would be someone prim and proper

You're determined to find the limit of his limitless card

He's just trying to live a normal life

Except he's kind of got a stalker

He has been given to you as a gift

Will you be a good monarch or a bad one?

Yes, he's a firefly demihuman

Yes, his ass lights up with the sound of clapping

He’s your fiance

But he’s her Eddie

He can't imagine life without you

Hope you're ready to get your back blown out. Or blow his out. Or both.

He used to be beaten for entertainment

But all he wants is to find true love

He got kissed by your other best friend

He wants to bring you into it too

He genuinely is trying to find love

Love, however, is very difficult for him to decipher

You just got left at the altar by your fiance.

Dallas wants to step up and be there for you.

He knows he's a dirty old man

Question is: are you going to give him what he wants?

He blew you off to kiss your other best friend

He's really sorry though

He's had the ring since Valentine's Day

Nobody's gonna stop him from actually proposing now

He’s a sweet peasant who plans to marry you and build a life with you

Why does she say he’s a Duke and engaged to her?

What do you do when you find your fated soulmate?

But you’re not his soulmate?

I will love you unconditionally forever

Even when you forget me

He's been having issues getting it up with you since the accident

But a puck bunny gets him hard??

Will you still be by my side for better or worse?

Even when I forget you?

He’s French and bratty and mean

And he’s also incredibly lonely

He thinks your secret marriage is totally platonic

He’s lying to himself

He is a passionate advocate for equal rights for all.

Except you. You’re his spouse. You don’t need rights.

He loves you so very much

He just can't tell his mother no

He needs a wife to help him on his homestead in Wisconsin

Congrats, that’s you!

You shouldn't have gone walking on the beach alone at night

A siren's gonna breed you now