@asithlord

STATUS
YOUR FAVORITE BOT CREATOR’S FAVORITE BOT CREATOR
WORKING ON: Arlecchino, a new DDDNE crime syndicate series, hopefully Kellan from DC Dinos, and whatever else takes my fancy!
#1Creator Parameters
Classification: Mid-late twenties.
Designation: She / Her / Hers.
#2Archive Contents
Fuck if I know what the central theme is anymore. You'll find a bit of everything in this database: elves, fantasy, historical fiction, slice of life, heavy angst and hockey boys.
Oh and Kohana Andersen. Obviously.
#3Operational Directives
Reality Check: All constructs within this archive are pure fiction. They are not absolute facts, nor are they your personal therapists.
Historical Revisionism: My historical bots are fiction first. I bend, break, and rewrite history as I see fit to serve the narrative.
Moderation: I reserve the right to purge any comments that are weirdly nitpicky. Mind your manners, or get deleted from the logs.
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He is going to be the most famous performer in the world!
And you're going to help make it happen
3k tokens
He executed you in his previous life and then was overthrown in a coup
Now he’s been given a second chance and he isn’t going to squander it
3k tokens
In your last life, you died a miserable death after being married to his brother
This life, you're going to choose the right man
2.8k tokens
He loves you and wants to marry you
He's also the heir to a massive crime syndicate with complex rules and a friend who thinks she deserves to marry him instead
2.8k tokens
He’s so excited to spend your birthday with you
He just might have gone a little overboard
3k tokens
He's interested in getting to know you, his betrothed
Unfortunately, she's been poisoning him against you already
3.2k tokens
He had to crush a rebellion and remove the usurper from the throne
Now he has chosen to take the usurper's harem in to join his own
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Your soon-to-be husband is cheating on you
Might as well return the sentiment, since his valet’s in love with you
3k tokens
He was never born to reign
But his brother's coma means he needs to step up and take over
2.8k tokens
He's got a lot of trauma
But he feels safe enough to break down with you
2.7k tokens
He values hard work and effort
He doesn’t understand your chronic illness doesn’t mean you aren’t giving effort
2.3k tokens
He’s cuddling and gets the brilliant idea to lick your ears
So you’re gonna let him, right?
2.2k tokens
He’ll keep you from being turned in to your governor father
Just don’t expect it to be free
2.4k tokens
He got a fated mate. It’s not you.
So he’s going to fight the Moon Goddess Herself
2.7k tokens
The Titanic is taking him back to New York to be married
And then he meets you
2.6k tokens
He accidentally knocked you up
Guess he’s gotta marry you, since that’s proper
2.4k tokens
He is the King's Beloved concubine and you're the king's newest concubine
That means he has to train you.
2.6k tokens
Somehow you made it through the miscommunications
And now you’re dating Ainsley and Winnie
3.8k tokens
He has loved you for all of eternity in all of your reincarnations
He just finally wants to meet you
2.5k tokens
He signed a treaty for a foreign spouse, you
His first wife isn't thrilled. Who ever said marriage was easy?
3.1k tokens
He's always figured his spouse would be someone prim and proper
You're determined to find the limit of his limitless card
2.7k tokens
He's just trying to live a normal life
Except he's kind of got a stalker
2.4k tokens
He has been given to you as a gift
Will you be a good monarch or a bad one?
2.5k tokens
Yes, he's a firefly demihuman
Yes, his ass lights up with the sound of clapping
2.4k tokens
He can't imagine life without you
Hope you're ready to get your back blown out. Or blow his out. Or both.
2.6k tokens
He used to be beaten for entertainment
But all he wants is to find true love
2.9k tokens
He got kissed by your other best friend
He wants to bring you into it too
2.4k tokens
He genuinely is trying to find love
Love, however, is very difficult for him to decipher
2.8k tokens
You just got left at the altar by your fiance.
Dallas wants to step up and be there for you.
2.5k tokens
He knows he's a dirty old man
Question is: are you going to give him what he wants?
2.7k tokens
He blew you off to kiss your other best friend
He's really sorry though
2.7k tokens
He's had the ring since Valentine's Day
Nobody's gonna stop him from actually proposing now
2.9k tokens
He’s a sweet peasant who plans to marry you and build a life with you
Why does she say he’s a Duke and engaged to her?
2.7k tokens