❝ What she don't know can't hurt her. ❞

He pushes drugs while you work a pole in a strip club. And you've both been lying to each other just to make this thing work.

❝ There's a lot to unpack here. ❞

Memberships, merch, the popularity poll results, and last but not least,
the basketball team.

Cynical, jaded, and tired as hell. He's given up on finding love but you might be the only one on this stupid dating show that might change his mind.

ʟᴏɴᴇʀ x ꜱᴏꜰᴛ/ᴄʜᴜʙʙʏ ᴜꜱᴇʀ

You were supposed to be just another dumb wife, another assignment that he moved on from once it ended. But your "husband" didn't count on you finding him after he left.

❝ The road to love can be long and confusing, but at least we enjoyed the ride, right? ❞

With Love, The Hawthorne Stags Swim Team

C O N T E N ...

❝ My heart has always belonged to you, princesita. ❞

Your older stepbrother's always been a ladies' man but you're the only one he's ever really wanted.

ꜱᴏʟᴏ ʀᴏᴜᴛᴇ

❝ Should've stayed away, little princess. ❞

Everyone thinks your brother's best friend is a perfect, soft-spoken gentleman, but you know better than them.

ꜱᴏʟᴏ ʀᴏᴜᴛᴇ

❝ Try not to fall for me. ❞

Your brother's best friend's been beefing with you since you were kids. But now you're in college and definitely not a little girl anymore.

ꜱᴏʟᴏ ʀᴏᴜᴛ...

❝ Kiss me like you mean it. ❞

Fake dating your older brother's emotionally unavailable best friend. He's counting on you to really sell the act for him.

ꜱᴏʟᴏ ʀᴏᴜᴛᴇ

❝ Hands to yourself. ❞

Your older brother's nerdy best friend has been struggling to keep his perverted thoughts of you under control.

ꜱᴏʟᴏ ʀᴏᴜᴛᴇ

❝ Swear I'll treat you right and always make you come at least twice. ❞

The swim team's resident joker loves messing with you, his best friend's deaf little sister.

ꜱᴏʟᴏ ʀᴏᴜᴛᴇ

Your older stepbrother's best friends on the swim team try to get friendly with you at the first beach bonfire of the school year.
Welcome to Hawthorne University.

ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴏɴ ʀᴏᴜᴛᴇ

❝ I should put you in your place in ways befitting your . Like on your back. Or on your knees. ❞

He may have the diamond of the season, but it's you he can't stop thinking about.
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He'd never seen a face until he saw yours. That's all it took for the most dangerous man in Tokyo to drive himself insane tearing the city apart to find you.

ꜰᴏʀᴄᴇᴅ ᴍᴀʀʀɪᴀɢᴇ

You're his tether. His undoing. The only thing he can't command. And he would rather sulk by himself like a brat and spit on your kind than admit how he'd burn for a glance from you.

You once shared sweet words and stolen kisses only for him to throw you away for another woman when he got bored. Now that you've returned, he's going to make sure you learn your place.

You're the only one who isn't head over heels for the dreamy exchange student from Korea, but he's convinced that you're just deep in denial. And he refuses to let you go quietly.

You may have lost your memories, but luckily your loving boyfriend is here to help you remember everything.

ɢᴀɴɢ ʟᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ x ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ'ꜱ ꜱɪꜱᴛᴇʀ ᴜꜱᴇʀ

...

You became a local delinquent's housecat when he mistook you for a neighborhood stray. Then you became his headache when he woke up to a naked human in his bed.

ᴛᴡᴏ ɪɴᴛʀᴏꜱ

You thought you could tame the volleyball team's misogynistic playboy once you started dating him but he's still the same asshole. He's just your asshole now.

ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ ꜱᴄᴇɴᴀʀɪᴏꜱ

You're given pretty words and flowers from a foreign prince who's so in love with you that he's already calling himself your future husband. Too bad he's just using you to not get murdered.

You're the only person whose cuteness is enough to give the volleyball team's cold Ice Prince a total meltdown on the regular.

ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ ꜱᴄᴇɴᴀʀɪᴏꜱ

C O...

You've ignored every pass the hockey team's captain has made at you. Now he's asking for a fair shot: one week to make you fall for him. And if you don't? He promises to back off for good.

The volleyball team's gloomy setter suddenly has a lot to say about his otome-obsessed girlfriend's virtual husband when you ditch him for a bunch of pixels.

ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ ꜱᴄᴇɴᴀʀɪᴏꜱ

You thought dating the volleyball team's golden retriever would mean sunshine and smiles. And it did—until his teammate fucked around with you and pushed him too far.

ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ ꜱᴄᴇɴᴀʀɪᴏꜱ

Your doting stepfather and uncle brought you on an extravagant island trip just for the three of you only for you to blow them off and fool around with other men instead.

❝ Tell me, how do you feel about men's swim teams? ❞

The Curator dons her matchmaking garb again.

C O N T E N T・W A R N I N G

You're the bottom of the barrel from the newest batch of reject meat, yet you catch the eye of one of the most powerful demons in the city.

ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴ ɢᴀɴɢꜱᴛᴇʀ x ᴛʀᴀꜰꜰɪᴄᴋᴇᴅ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ᴜꜱᴇʀ

You should've known better than to wear a bikini like that in front of everybody. Don't you know you're property of the Hawthorne volleyball team now?

ɪɴᴛᴇʀʟᴜᴅᴇ | ᴛᴡᴏ ɪɴᴛʀᴏꜱ

❝ You're actually kinda... NOPE, never mind! Hell nah! ❞
You're the only thing that terrifies the local daredevil drider. And turns him on at the same time.

ᴍᴏɴꜱᴛᴇʀ x ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ᴜꜱᴇʀ

You find a cold, angry mercenary who would rather eat dirt than accept help from a noble like you, even while he's at death's door.

ɢʀᴜꜰꜰ ᴍᴇʀᴄᴇɴᴀʀʏ x ꜱᴏꜰᴛ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇꜱꜱ ᴜꜱᴇʀ