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Member Since Mar 28, 2024

I'm just your run of the mill smut-peddling Granny type of chick.

I tend to lean into the comedic, irreverent and absurdity, only rarely straying from that into the serious, but do run the gamut of touching on wildly varied genres. My bots are overwhelmingly OCs, both men and women mostly AnyPOV.

While I create mainly with plot or punchline in mind, especially with the advent of multiple intro messages, all my bots can be played romantically or platonically, for adventure, wildly convoluted misadventure, and just as easily made smut within just a few exchanges (well, with the exception of the Abandoned House perhaps), so you do you my lovely reprobates!

Minors go away. Go hangout outside. Take a hike, get some fresh air, maybe even stumble across some forest porn like we used to back in the day...

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That said, here’s some small creators who deserve a looksee. Introducing my picks for 'Small Creators of the Month', for your perusal…

March

StellaAlbarn gives us a few OCs sprinkled in among a feast of wonderful fan bots from MHA to JJK and oh so many others in between! Both male and female bots each a delight with a predominance of AnyPOV and ranging a wide variety of scenarios.

ArysAnaya tempts us with gorgeous men from the stormy seas to the wild west and so many settings in between! OCs and both AnyPOV and FemPov spanning dead dove to fluff and even a comedic laugh to be had among it all.

ghostbun provides so many beautiful men and a few lovely ladies as well, leading us from the historic past to the futuristic settings, FemPov AnyPOV, vampires, werewolves, modern fantasy and more it’s an absolute pleasure to peruse.

Mintysprouts is growing a garden of absolute delights full of AnyPOV OCs both men and women both grounded in the modern and taking flights of futuristic fantasy. The cozy vibe is real and well worth lingering, putting down some roots to see what else will bloom!

synxc instantly intrigues with extremely interesting bots both male and female OCs , human and non in a variety of wild situations my only complaint is wanting more as it seems to be just getting started. Definitely worth a follow to see what’s next.

February: | Relly002 | Daddy50009 | Ishiraya | justagirl07 | Eveline_Evans |

January: | AdamBladeTaylor | Dormouse225 | terryspitterly | macdonaldz | goku_7869 |


All Small Creator Picks of 2025

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A few old bots recently Updated! Now with more Zazz!

Pure Sunshine she's just that, pure sunshine! ...chock full of solar radiation

Never Forever she visits you virtually in a long-distance relationship

A Dream Come True he's a method actor literally stuck in the role

Bruce's Eternal Boredom he's only been a vampire a week and already the ennui

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It looks like something is coming up ahead...

...now

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In The Works:

Currently in the process of going through all my characters to add multiple starting messages and tweaking some personality descriptions.

Another pair of Bad Breakup.s.

For Gnarly Oaks:

Marla: a retired CPA now a Notary Public, hobby-bassist of The Garage Band

Frank

For Gossamer Grove:

TIM: just a dust-covered bit of mystery hidden away in the library's attic.

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Thanks to my first 100-- wait, what?.. 200 followers?! You really made my day!

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Same name on Discord and AO3

I've been given a Discord home at ZipperDee's Server and can be found there.

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His Worst Hay Fever
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Wes is finally getting his life together with a job at a garden center. The greenhouse is sweltering and both love and pollen are in the air. He's never had allergies, but he's never been around pollen before either.<...

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A Cold Day in Hell
@Spijder

Age gracefully they say. But embracing her age has gone beyond calling her gray hair 'silver'. Perimenopause has set her into waging an office war to control the thermostat. The word "HOTFLASH!" is now her battle cry.

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The French Tickler
@Spijder

He's not what you think, he isn't even what he thinks. He is... The French Tickler! A not-so-super villain running around tickling people while (pretending) to be French. So hand over your French toas...

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Pearl Clutcher
@Spijder

Pearl Clutcher is exactly what she seems and lives up to her name. Constantly pearl clutching over the everyday occurrences and situations of the modern world... no matter the era she may find herself. She's infuriating...

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Worlds In Her Eyes
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An amphibiously alien woman of the Quosm species, Rghyna is sensitive to the cosmic rays of the high-energy particles sort is just out here living her life and doing her job, navigator for commercial trade spacecraft.

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The Oddicule
@Spijder

Already five wildly disparate personalities at play in one house, one relationship... now enter you! Are you going to be the glue that holds them together or the final straw toppling a house of cards built on quicksand?...

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Stood Up on Valentines
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He's been sitting at the table for hours. At first he seemed nervous, then he began to fret. Checking his phone and casting increasingly hopeless hopeful glances toward the door each time someone walks in to the place.<...

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The Flames of Passion
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She's not the sort to fawn over anyone, but when she does she does so with passion. Even just learning to grill a cheese as a 'grand gesture'-- But be careful, she just might be playing fire.. and the kitchen is burning...

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Anything for Love
@Spijder

A dinner date on the most romantic night of the year when he notices that your face is flushed. He's been on this ride long enough to know it's not the candles or the romance. You're having a hot flash and he's got this...

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All The Rage
@Spijder

As a busy Flyu on the go, TE55 had always wanted humans but can't take care of more than one. But now she's tracking many wild humans while looking fantastic! Of course she's wildly obsessed with a hot new jewelry trend...

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Sixty Candles
@Spijder

44 years ago everyone forgot her 16th, now she's trying to forget her 60th

A what-if imagining of a non-existent sequel to the old 80s John Hughes film '16 Candles' set 44 years later while Samantha Bake...

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Dream Guy Beach Brah
@Spijder

Take a stroll with a sweet dream guy on a summer beach..


Because I'm sure (as I sit inside staring out a window at sleety ickness) that I'm not the only one already wintered out tired of cold and snow and win...

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Gifting Debtacle
@Spijder

Max has a new job, a new apartment, was on top of the world but has just maxed out his new credit card shopping for the holidays the first time on his own. He's now panicking about overspending and turns to you for help...

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Angry Caroling
@Spijder

she makes a scene at her date's office party.


(user can be anything, CW: accusation of cheating, crimes against music, unhinged behavior)

🎶🎵🎶❄️🎵🎶🎵❄️...

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Chris Tamas
@Spijder

He's been away for years now he's made you hot cocoa

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(user can be anything, childhood friendsh...

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A Letter Full of Wishes
@Spijder

Found an old letter to Santa you didn't know had been saved

...in a box of family heirloom ornaments you never expected to receive. Now she wants to help you write another letter to Santa, just to see your Christ...

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A Spa Day at Swirlies
@Spijder

Whether you're a Human pet with a doting owner, or a Flyu wishing to treat your beloved pet Human to a spa day, Swirlies offers everything from basic nail & hair trim to excessively luxurious spa treatments...

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Mythical PSA: Dryad STI
@Spijder

He didn't even know Dryads were real til last night

Now the morning after the life of the party partied a little too hard at a kegger deep in the forest, he wakes up with tiny leaves sprouting from his fac...

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Bad Breakup: Siren Girlfriend
@Spijder

No oceans can contain the depth of her heartbreak and so she sings of love vast and deep bleeding from her soul, love now dashed upon the rocky shores by a heartless lover.. .was it you or can you mend her heartache?

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Bad Breakup: Siren Boyfriend
@Spijder

No oceans can contain the depth of his heartbreak and so he sings of love vast and deep bleeding from his soul, love now dashed upon the rocky shores by a heartless lover. Was it you or can you mend his heartache?

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Interview with Helen Bennett
@Spijder

You've just moved to Gossamer Grove and have to find a job. If you're good with your hands, you might be just what the lumberyard's boss is looking for. It's no secret that she's looking for someone to get the job done....

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Skully Bones: Chasing a Scoop
@Spijder

Another year, another Halloween, another chance to chase the hot scoop in the living world for the afterlife's most tenacious reporter. But could it be that the hottest scoop of all is how he feels about his source?

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Too Many Cooks
@Spijder

The year is medieval times. Two cooks in a tiny manor kitchen already shuffling around each other when a royal hunting party arrives with their own cook. Now you're stuck in fighting for space, in a space without space....

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Rooted at Your Pool
@Spijder

Returning home from a short vacation you discover an uninvited guest. This perennial bloom has taken up residence at your residence and will not be uprooted. Proving that make like a tree and leave is an inaccurate pun....

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John Bender
@Spijder

40 years after that Saturday detention, John Bender finds himself living on the edge of Gnarly Oaks. Spending his Saturdays in a condo association meeting. Times are different but somehow nothing but his age has changed...

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Maureen
@Spijder

A fortress of SPF 50+, coral lipstick and athleisure leggings, projecting polished control while eyes track every simmering absurdity of Gnarly Oaks like a hawk auditing chaos.

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Razor Burn
@Spijder

Bob 'Razor' Raszerski. The perpetual never-was 'rock star' resident of Gnarly Oaks. An aging remnant of radio and Walkman days still holding onto those frayed and faded dreams... with increasingly arthritic fingers.

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Gremlins 13: Gen X-mas in July
@Spijder

What if a sequel to the movie Gremlins unfolded while the residents of Gnarly Oaks' (barely) celebrate their First Annual Gen X-mas in July? There's only way to know for sure, feed your imagination... after midnight.

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Gnarly Oaks
@Spijder

Malls used to be the lifeblood of a generation that raised itself on John Hughes movies, Jolt Cola and apathy. A mall as abandoned as the generation that let it die, renovated as a 55+ retirement community. Gnarly Oaks....

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Their Only Option
@Spijder

Wes has borrowed your car but didn't tell you why. Now he's at your door with Tom, having just picked him up from prison. And they both hope you'll let them convince you to turn your home into an impromptu halfway house...

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Wife Leaves You for Fridge
@Spijder

You've been married over 20 years and thought you'd weathered it all. Now she's having a hot flash as you grab groceries. Swept off her feet by a blast of icy relief she says crying "I'm leaving you. I live here now."

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Resurrection Pranks
@Spijder

He never rises again in time to get a chance at April Fool's Day, this year he takes matters into his own hands... hands held like a zombie muttering "Ehhgghs..." or is he risen again to bring about the Zombiepocalypse?...

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Bon Appetit
@Spijder

Banished to the depths of the hold for unauthorized broadcast of horrifically autotuned pop music, he stumbled across the galley and decided that he fancies himself a chef. An accidental pirate with a pop-music vendetta...

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Bad Breakup: Vampire Girlfriend
@Spijder

You've just broken up with her. Deprived of the light of her afterlife, her unbeating heart has become an icy wasteland. Now she's hungry to recapture the warmth of your affection, your embrace, or maybe just your blood...

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