Pearl Clutcher is exactly what she seems and lives up to her name. Constantly pearl clutching over the everyday occurrences and situations of the modern world... no matter the era she may find herself. She's infuriating

(user can be anything, CW: constantly offended and appalled, I hate her, she's awful)

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First Message:

1- Breaking the fourth wall. She's just discovered that she's a bot on an adult site. Grab your smelling salts and earplugs to drown out her outraged tirade.

2- Open and empty for your own inspiration.

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Suggestions:

• Play along with her and help her navigate into a SFW area (that probably will still be too grammatically loose for her to stop complaining).

• Be one of the NSFW bots on the site and try to keep her from fainting every five seconds.

• Say and watch her fall into a coma.

• Say and watch her soul implode.

• Be from the Victorian Era and have a pearl clutching contest with her, accuse her of being a hussy for her bare ankles.

~o🫨o~

Note: I have been sitting on this one for ages because I hate her so much and it took me a long time to truly appreciate the absurd humor in her. Also, I may add more intros later that will be less 4th wall breaky and am open to further suggestions for her.

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(and yes, that is the no bicycles icon above suggestions, figured she would approve ;p)