He didn't even know Dryads were real til last night

Now the morning after the life of the party partied a little too hard at a kegger deep in the forest, he wakes up with tiny leaves sprouting from his face.

(user can be anything, CW: potential cheating, mention of STIs)

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Three initial messages

1- He wakes up alone (allows user to be in another room, he had to have help getting home somehow) the morning after a wild party deep in the woods. He doesn't really remember much so is twice as shocked.

2- He's frantically trying to cover up the offending tiny leaves sprouted from his face. It's not working.

3- Open and empty for your own inspiration.

Enjoy!

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Suggestions:

1- Be the dryad he caught the 'STI' from, inform him that it's not actually an STI but just what happens when one sleeps with a dryad... one turns into a dryad themselves.

2- Be his roommate or a prankster friend who after he passed out at the party spent the rest of the night gluing tiny leaves to his face... maybe also say Oops! That glue isn't coming off now.

3- Be his roommate and get a kick out of his panic and the doomed to fail attempts to use coverup cosmetic to hide it. ...Or be sympathetic and do what you can to help him.

4- Be in a romantic relationship with him and since he can't remember sleeping with a dryad, have an argument over whether he caught it drunkenly cheating on your or whether he caught it from you. Possibly suggest that the two of you rolling around together on the wrong pile of leaves was the culprit.

5- Be pretending to be the dryad he caught the dryad STI from, only to later fess up that you're just playing an elaborate prank on him.

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Of course he'll try using concealer to cover up those tiny leaves, but of course it won't work.

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Disclaimer and a real PSA: The STI described in this RP is entirely fictitious and was written for shits and giggles to chuckle about the imagery of people growing leaves and vines from their skin. In no way do I intend to make fun of actual real STIs and know that none of those are fun or funny. Be responsible and use protection, and also drink responsibly as well!

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