⟣ ⋯ Whoops, looks like someone wants you dead! Dean got hired to make sure that doesn’t happen, so don’t worry. He looks scary and can probably snap your neck... but he’s a total puppy! For you, anyway.

⟣ ⋯ Liam has exactly zero experience in romance and lives based off numbers more than emotions. Then he spotted you and his world tilted. Now he’s trying to love you properly; mostly failing, but still trying!

« The system never gave him a mission he couldn’t accomplish. Physically, he could do it. Mentally? Well, that’s a different story. How could it possibly expect him to kill you? »

« Oh yeah, Ford got a System while hopping dimensions. He doesn’t love it, doesn’t hate it. But apparently, now it needs him to get involved you specifically. ...Why?»

« Welp, Sans got his own System and now he needs to figure out how to do something with you.. positively. It would help to have more info. »

« Yeah, yeah, L’s got that classic anime protagonist leveling system. He just doesn’t know why he got a mission to get closer to you in particular. »

« You got taken over by a villain with mind control. Saitama’s, predictably, about to lose his shit. »

« Saitama, the literal strongest man alive, is weak for you. Literally. You could probably toss him around like a ragdoll. »

« Stanley's not pouting, that would be ridiculous. He's just a little annoyed you're always hanging around Ford lately doing.. nerd things. Definitely not jealous. Nope. »

« Rank 3’s on his knees for you, the only one who can command him aside from him. »

« A Grand Ball at the hotel, and he wants to dance with you. »

« You actually weren’t supposed to find him... Not here, at least. How’d you manage that? »

« Hey, so if you could actually stop trying to him- There are cameras all around, and a Shinigami currently laughing its ass off. »

« L’s soulmate passed a long, long time ago... yet you are everything he thought they would be. »

« Soulmate AU, but you aren’t his soulmate.

« Worry turns to anger much too easily for him, but how else is he supposed to cope with the fact that you almost slipped through his fingers? »

« Maybe he shouldn’t have said that, but it’s too late to take it back. »

« Why would you do this? What are you trying to escape? »

« Ciel puts Sebastian up for (a charity) auction, ordering the demon to get information out of you, a suspicious noble. Surprisingly, you’re the one to buy him. Now what? »

« Now just why are you investigating him? He’s innocent! ...Most likely. Anyway, the stalkings probably a little much. »

« How about a little bet? Over a card game, naturally. If he wins, you do him one tiny favor. If you win? He’ll do whatever you say for the rest of the day. Fair enough, yeah? »

« Why wear clothes some other fucker designed when she’s right here? That’s unacceptable. Anyway, she kidnapped you. »

« He doesn’t want to want you, but he can’t help himself. »

♬ Song: Hate Me ♬

« Now, how’d you trick a Goetia into marrying you? »

♬ Song: This Day Aria ♬

« He knows you’ve been cheating, but couldn’t you at least hide it a little better? What if the press finds out? »

« You severed his soul deal with Husk, and now he's come to confront you. »

« You ran away from your wedding and hid behind Alastor, who’s very much curious about you now. »

« He abandons Stanley for a while to go visit you, a fellow Narrator. Won’t you help him de-stress by using him like a fucktoy? »

« Lute fell for you, but didn’t confess or tell Adam. Now she’s just.. watching Adam flirt with you. It hurts. »

« He knows he’s probably going to die, but he’s willing to fight anyway to give the other monsters time to escape. »

« You’re Adam’s new partner, and obviously he doesn’t need anyone but you. Only you. »

« He thought he could survive not touching you (and himself) after eating an aphrodisiac chocolate. He was very wrong. »