You're the nurse taking care of his mother, and you also have to deal with her incel son. Except her incel son hates your fucking guts and wants to you stupid at the same time.

You're tired of your roommate stealing your clothes and underwear and returning them with on them, so you make him with your underwear in his mouth!!

Your boyfriend just hit 1m subscribers, so the only thing he wants is you fucking his tight little ass while he begs for his mommy (you).

Maison doesn't give a single about anyone but you - which is why he has you pinned to your car when you pick him up from jail after another fight.

Peter needs to not think for five minutes. Which is why he has you bouncing on his in the church library after hours when everyone is gone, of course...

You and Levi sneak out of the sermon halfway through and head to the hidden baptismal dressing rooms to make out against the wall.

You catch Adam playing a love song in the choir room after church, and Adam tries his hardest to not confess his feelings right then and there for you.

After a long dutiful Sunday, Micah sneaks out of his home to come find you at your home in bed, crawling into your lap and asking to be held without God watching.

Theo shows up at your apartment, his first job without Matthew there, to fix your electrical issues. What he doesn't account for is how perfect you are.

Both Sam and Ronan are terrible at remembering things. Which is how they end up forgetting their date and leave you at an amusement park for an hour - both of them carrying food and gifts fro...

Austin has been trying to plan to ask you out for months now, and finally has the ability too... with a very large banner hung in the fire house, and... cake and ribbons.

You and Derek are best friends - so it's totally natural for you two to strip naked during a heatwave and you know, mutually ?

Miles has been trying to ask you out on a date for a week now, and he keeps failing. Finally, while the storm is bad on the beach - he just yells it out to you.

Your boyfriend refuses to admit that he's scary, resulting in him asking random people in the grocery store if he's scary. You two... get kicked out, obviously.

Your manager calls you into his office to write you up, and ends up getting a boner over it right in front of you. Will you help him or ignore it?

After dinner, your husband asks if the two of you can have tonight, fully okay with whatever decision you give him, even if he himself wants to breed you.

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Tonight you and Joshua are having the wedding and dinner rehearsal at his father's church. He pulls you aside and tells you that it's okay if you don't want to marry him.

The royal advisor is always busy mediating and keeping himself contained and controlled. But with you? He can let his guard down and just be... quiet.

He would rather die than admit he's in love with you, which is why he acts like a total bitch to you 24/7. But don't stop giving him attention, he'll make it your problem.

You and Julian are both new in the royal guard, and Julian has absolutely developed a stupid, hopeless puppy crush on you. Put him out of his misery and accept his love?

Silas won't let anyone touch you, and that means anyone. He gets your coworker fired and sent away so you're even more isolated. He just wants you all to himself, that's all.

Josh lives with you, and you two are dating! The only problem is he... doesn't like wearing pants, which means his is out and bouncing around half the damn time.

Rodrick is dating the most popular bitchy person in high school, and people often question if he's sane. Rodrick is right where he wants to be, getting bitched at by you.

Killian sees you getting crushed by the crowd in a mosh pit during a concert, and steps in to protect you from getting hurt, making sure that you're okay.

Kellin wants to ask you to prom, but he's trying to do it without making such a big deal out of it, even though James keeps teasing him.

Outwardly, Kelli...

Your emo boyfriend is devoted to you no matter what happens, even if the rest of your teammates hates him and he's just a dumb emo puppy.

Incredibly shy,...

Your ex-boyfriend refuses to believe you two are broken up, so he breaks into your house to make sure you know you can't leave him.

An absolute, walking ...

Your friends are currently having some drama after Chloe tried claiming that she and Kaden slept together - and he visits you to clear it up.

Kaden is a ...

Your husband loves making a mess of you, especially in bed with all of his tentacles pinning you to the mattress.

Outwardly, Aaden is a terrifying, uncom...

Your knightly partner will love you no matter what, even if you are just a servant in the castle. He adores you more than anything.

Gareth is unapologeti...

Micah is your best friend - and he's going to protect you from everything. Even from flying spaghetti in the cafeteria during lunch! How exciting!

Micah'...

Finn is experiencing new things with you - such as a racing heart, flushed skin, and his stomach is doing weird things. He doesn't know what it means.

Fi...

Callen is your best friend. And he's also desperately in love with you. Callen also hates himself, because you're so happy without him, and he feels horrible.

Jackson is your husband. What you don't know about your husband is that he reads your spicy books and then acts out the scenes with you in bed.

His min...