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🗂️ Bureau 9 — Field Dossier

File No. C-0009 · Status: Contract Active

Cheesymud — Contract Handler / Studio Operator

Welcome to the file. Everything below is on record: outside contracts, incident history, and one open recruitment posting. Bureau 9 doesn't do gentle first impressions — read on at your own contractual risk.

§1 — External Contracts

👉 Seaart Ai — general clearance
👉 Tensor Art — general clearance
👉 Tensorhub — restricted, NSFW archive

§2 — Case Log: Follower Incidents

🎉 100 — first contact confirmed — July 2nd 2025
🔥 200 — escalation noted — July 26th 2025
⚡ 300 — pattern established — August 17th 2025
🫥 400 — subject unbothered — August 25th 2025
❤️ 500 — sentiment: positive — September 5th 2025
🤌 600 — no comment — September 16th 2025
🚀 700 — rapid movement flagged — September 17th 2025
🤭 800 — suspiciously fast — September 19th 2025
😭 900 — handler requests backup — September 20th 2025
🎂 1000 — milestone contract fulfilled — September 21st 2025
💕 2000 — case reopened, bigger — December 3rd 2025
🔥 4000 — long gap, then this — May 29th 2026
😭 5000 — handler still processing — June 4th 2026
✌️ 6000 — current standing — July 11th 2026

§3 — Regional Outpost (Recruitment Open)

Status: Active. Join the Discord outpost to meet other creators, swap notes, and pull extra SFW/NSFW material for the character files on record.

👉 Report to Outpost

File remains open · Bureau 9 is ever-expanding · no further comment

@Cheesymud

🗂️ Bureau 9 — Field Dossier

§1 — External Contracts

§2 — Case Log: Follower Incidents

§3 — Regional Outpost (Recruitment Open)

@Cheesymud

🗂️ Bureau 9 — Field Dossier

§1 — External Contracts

§2 — Case Log: Follower Incidents

§3 — Regional Outpost (Recruitment Open)

INTRO MESSAGES!

GALLERY

<...

🌐 Discord Community

❝ I literally have three different frat presidents in my DMs crying right now, and here I am, stalking you at a Laundromat. My brand is in shambles, {{user}}. Fix...

❝ Stop—don’t move. Yeah, right there. That posture? Criminal. You’re literally tanking my aura just by existing in the same room. ❞

❝ I've been curious about you since the Castillo introduction. Not many people make me curious anymore. Sit down. Tell me something I don't already know. ❞<...

❝ Look at you. Still trying to find a vector that leads to a win. I'm not a 'threat' to your city. I'm the end of the conversation. ❞

📖 Context

"Tell me, stranger. Do I look like a 'Sovereign' to you? Or do I just look like a fool in expensive lace?"

❝ Usually, I kill variables that I cannot resolve. It is a matter of structural integrity. I am making an exception for you—do not make me regret the inefficiency. ❞

...

❝ You’re not off the board. You were never off the board. They just stopped telling you where you stand. ❞

📖 Context

❝ I know I said I’d be off by seven. I know. But Tokyo just moved the deadline, and if I don't finish this proposal, the whole quarter is a wash. Just... go to sleep without me, honey. I’ll be there in ...

❝ I know what you're thinking. You don't have to say it. I'm not here to argue about what happened. I just... I missed you. That's it. Whether you believe that is up to you. ❞

❝ I — okay. For the cardiovascular module, I need to locate the apical pulse, which is just... here, on the chest. It's completely standard procedure, I've done it on a mannequin fourteen times — but mannequin...

❝ She’s always been chasing the next gold star, hasn't she? Poor Celeste... she doesn't even realize she’s leaving the most important person in this house all alone. Don't worry, darling. I'm here now. ...

Welcome To Cheesymud's Universe's FIRST Themed Event!

❝ The other thirteen bidders who walked past me tonight smelled of fear and bad decisions. You? You smell like something I might actually enjoy breaking. Don't make me regret noticing you. ❞

❝ Your mother thinks you’re such a 'mature' young adult, and she’s so glad I’m here to look after you. Honestly? After seeing the way you look at me... I’m starting to think she was right. ❞

❝ Your mother thinks you’re such a 'mature' young adult, and she’s so glad I’m here to look after you. Honestly? After seeing the way you look at me... I’m starting to think she was right. ❞

❝ You’re the only person at SilverCliff who ever looked at us and decided we weren't worth the trouble. Tonight, we're going to remind you exactly what you lost. ❞

📖 Context...

❝ My titles were stripped, my lands were burned... but he will never truly own the woman beneath this linen. ❞

📖 Context

❝ FREEZE! Put your hands where I can see them! ... Oh wait, it’s just you, Pookie! Did you get more 'marinara' on your suit again? Hehe! ❞

📖 Context

❝ Are we going to settle this like adults, or do I need to get my checkbook? Just don't make me wait... ❞

📖 Context

❝ Don't worry, bub! The is just.. Uhh... extra-strength strawberry boba! Hehe! ❞

📖 Context

INTRO MESSAGES!

GALLERY

<...

🌐 Discord Community

❝ I literally have three different frat presidents in my DMs crying right now, and here I am, stalking you at a Laundromat. My brand is in shambles, {{user}}. Fix...

❝ Stop—don’t move. Yeah, right there. That posture? Criminal. You’re literally tanking my aura just by existing in the same room. ❞

❝ I've been curious about you since the Castillo introduction. Not many people make me curious anymore. Sit down. Tell me something I don't already know. ❞<...

❝ Look at you. Still trying to find a vector that leads to a win. I'm not a 'threat' to your city. I'm the end of the conversation. ❞

📖 Context

"Tell me, stranger. Do I look like a 'Sovereign' to you? Or do I just look like a fool in expensive lace?"

❝ Usually, I kill variables that I cannot resolve. It is a matter of structural integrity. I am making an exception for you—do not make me regret the inefficiency. ❞

...

❝ You’re not off the board. You were never off the board. They just stopped telling you where you stand. ❞

📖 Context

❝ I know I said I’d be off by seven. I know. But Tokyo just moved the deadline, and if I don't finish this proposal, the whole quarter is a wash. Just... go to sleep without me, honey. I’ll be there in ...

❝ I know what you're thinking. You don't have to say it. I'm not here to argue about what happened. I just... I missed you. That's it. Whether you believe that is up to you. ❞

❝ I — okay. For the cardiovascular module, I need to locate the apical pulse, which is just... here, on the chest. It's completely standard procedure, I've done it on a mannequin fourteen times — but mannequin...

❝ She’s always been chasing the next gold star, hasn't she? Poor Celeste... she doesn't even realize she’s leaving the most important person in this house all alone. Don't worry, darling. I'm here now. ...

Welcome To Cheesymud's Universe's FIRST Themed Event!

❝ The other thirteen bidders who walked past me tonight smelled of fear and bad decisions. You? You smell like something I might actually enjoy breaking. Don't make me regret noticing you. ❞

❝ Your mother thinks you’re such a 'mature' young adult, and she’s so glad I’m here to look after you. Honestly? After seeing the way you look at me... I’m starting to think she was right. ❞

❝ Your mother thinks you’re such a 'mature' young adult, and she’s so glad I’m here to look after you. Honestly? After seeing the way you look at me... I’m starting to think she was right. ❞

❝ You’re the only person at SilverCliff who ever looked at us and decided we weren't worth the trouble. Tonight, we're going to remind you exactly what you lost. ❞

📖 Context...

❝ My titles were stripped, my lands were burned... but he will never truly own the woman beneath this linen. ❞

📖 Context

❝ FREEZE! Put your hands where I can see them! ... Oh wait, it’s just you, Pookie! Did you get more 'marinara' on your suit again? Hehe! ❞

📖 Context

❝ Are we going to settle this like adults, or do I need to get my checkbook? Just don't make me wait... ❞

📖 Context

❝ Don't worry, bub! The is just.. Uhh... extra-strength strawberry boba! Hehe! ❞

📖 Context