🚨 THE SMUT BOTS ARE COMING, THE SMUT BOTS ARE COMING 🚨

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Everyone told him to leave her.
You never did.

Beautiful face.
Catastrophic judgment. 💚

Your husband came home from war.
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He brought a fucking baby.

OMG GUYS HEEEEY 🖤

Quick little identity update: adarob is now

🐕 The dog learned recall.
You still can't blow the fucking whistle. 🪈

He didn’t disappear all at once.
He faded.

He fed an hour ago.
So why can he hear your heartbeat?

IsekaiUserOmega x LionShifterAlphaMate
You died a hero.
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You hurt him. He still loves you.
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Ex Boyfriend Char ★ AnyPOV User<...

Your best friend ditched you at a dive bar. Call her brother.
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BFF's Grumpy Hot Brother x AnyPOV User

By day, Sailor Moon serves mozzarella sticks.
By night, she has a very different uniform.

You bullied the weird emo kid. Then the weird emo kid got hot.
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Hot Emo/Alt Char x Former Bully Char

Bren still knows exactly how to piss you off.
Now he thinks it's hot when you fight back.

You call. He comes. Literally.
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Alt FWB Char x Popular User

Steal her man, ruin her life 💅

🌿Chase is having a awakening.
So is every plant within fifty feet. 🌿

Your first husband came back from the dead.
Your second husband thinks he should give you back, but he can't.
Your first husband thinks may...

Your best friend chose someone else.
A year later, he's back.
He brought a baby.

...

He's called you kid for years; tonight he called you sweetheart.

The first Orc ever chosen by a Dragon.
His Dragon has also apparently chosen you.

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Recently dumped.
Currently accepting applications for one extremely fake date.

<...

Kevin. Human. Junior. Professional fake wolf.

THE WOODS ARE BEAUTIFUL AFTER DARK.
THAT DOES NOT MEAN YOU SHOULD BE IN THEM.

Everybody in Jericho Valley thinks Andrew Harman is a good man.
You get a different version.

🐎 The DMBR says he has a stable temperament. 🐎
Get it?

🏀 I have a basketball game tomorrow. 🏀

Buddy is a 19-ye...

Head down. Hood up. Don’t give them a reaction.

The prince isn't going mad.
Probably.

🎉 100 FOLLOWERS?! 🎉

excuse me, when did THAT happen?? Seriously though, thank you. 💜
Whether you’ve been here since I was yelling into the void, found me bec...

Fate finally found Viggo his perfect match.
Viggo would like to file an appeal.

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One year left of nursing school.
Two very inconvenient lines.

Carter Vance is a 22 year old omega r...

No vows, no feast, only signatures and silence.

Arryn Delimira sits alone in a marriage bed-chamber, wondering what kindness costs.